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Old May 3rd, 2006, 12:36 PM        I FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE MY BIRTHDAY
I turned 30 on Sunday. Bring on the adulation.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 12:38 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 01:12 PM       
Happy Birthday Sam, you young whippersnapper!
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:10 PM       
VETS VETS HAPPY BIRTHDAY VETS VETS VETS VETS
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:15 PM       
in honor of your birthday i shall name my right nut after you.

sam and lefty.

has a nice ring to it.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:16 PM       
lol name the left one after max burbank
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:20 PM       
done and done.

as long as i can still keep calling my penis shorty.

sam, max, and shorty were lost in the woods....
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:25 PM       
now name your weiner "the commisioner"
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:26 PM       


Awww, you fellas are aces.

And I knew, eventually, Max and I would somehow end up in someone else's pants.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:26 PM       
IT'S THE COMMISSIONER WITH ANOTHER BAFFLING ASSIGNMENT
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:32 PM       
i love this thread.

thank god for i-mockery.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:42 PM       
i call dibs on his tits.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:43 PM       
oh fuck, happy birthday sam. i hope that one day i will receive one of your specialty pick up hugs again.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 10:27 PM       
Happy Birthday Mr. Sam!! I hear your in St. Louie!! If your ever down this way let me know! Dinner and drinks at The Brewery are on me!
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Old May 4th, 2006, 11:20 AM       
Congratulations on 30 years of not dying.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 11:58 AM       
OH BOY IS IT ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE! THROW YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR AND SCREAM LIKE HELL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!
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Old May 4th, 2006, 04:02 PM       
Happy late birthday, Sam. Hope life is treating you well!
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Old May 4th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
Happy birthday, Sam, you old cunt.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 09:33 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2006, 10:06 PM       
i turned 21 two weeks ago

forgot to announce that too
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Old May 4th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
happy birdday !
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:38 AM       
Happy Birthday to everyone who forgot/too drunk to remember!
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