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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:50 PM        I-mockery's best of E3 2006
Use this thread to speculate over how much games will suck compared to their fancy E3 trailers.

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Dead Rising

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLiwItXlLy4

This looks like one of the most rediculously fun games ever made. I'm going to have to convince a friend to buy a 360 so I can have a play one this one :O

Note: Some of you have probaly seen this before but It was labeled as E3 so im going to assume it's what they showed there too.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:56 PM       
My interest in gears of war has been rekindled with the inclusion of a chainsaw bayonet on the assault rifle.

Also MGS4 looks to be sad becasue snake gets emo and myspaces himself in the face.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 01:31 AM       
Final Fantasy XIII was announced today.

As well as Halo 3.

Thank god for G4 And their Daily coverage of the days events.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 06:18 AM       
Dead Rising looks too good to be true. I've been waiting for a game like that since I first saw Dawn Of The Dead like 10 years ago.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 07:16 AM       
It's utterly beautiful and I will buy a 360 for this game alone...
and then move onto Oblivion, Condemned, and Perfect Dark.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 09:25 AM       
I forgot about checking news on E3. Darn.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 05:41 PM       
Mass Effect looks awesome.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 06:06 PM       
Mass Effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gZK15KcA2k

Looks cool, but I hate it when trailers are 80% boring text and 20% gameplay
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Old May 10th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
lost planet is pretty cool based on the demo. also looking forward to:

-dead rising (braindead the game by the look of it)
-zelda (been waiting too damn long, but it will be worth it)
-wow: BC (any excuse to start playing again)
-fable 2 (woo muskets)
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Old May 10th, 2006, 07:04 PM       
In order of best to hilariously bad:

+Nintendo Wii's strong presentation and it's wide variety of games

+World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade's new Alliance race, the Draenei

+Fable 2

+Mario Galaxy

*Halo 3

*Super Paper Mario

-Sony's performance overall (lackluster controller, pricing, Emo Snake, etc)

-Nintendo's addition of people "playing" the game demos in the videos


All in all, it seems as if this E3 made up for last E3's major suckage. Good.
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Old May 10th, 2006, 07:58 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2006, 11:06 PM       
Super Smash Bros Brawl!!

HOLY FUCK MetaKnight and Solid Snake are gonna be in it!
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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:38 AM       
Shadowrun for the XBOX 360.

FPS... most people are getting upset about it but for me, it's too early to tell.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 11:39 AM       
There's a copy of Shadowrun for the genesis in a used game store just off campus for $60.

Solid Snake in smash bros? That makes no sense.

And yeah most of the games look like crappy rehashes of what's been done. Especially Mario Galaxy. Or every first person shooter.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 12:02 PM       
shadowrun was that isometric rpg style future game wasnt it (for genesis i think) wasnt it?

that was pretty cool
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Old May 11th, 2006, 01:12 PM       
Goddamn. I mean, shit. I just watched a longer trailer of Dead Rising. I want it. Now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr8t...sing%20Xbox360

This game has "multiplayer fun to the max" written all over it.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 02:33 PM       
so this site i can check at work joystiq.com, these fucker are posting like 10 ot 15 min after playing a demo. fucking great coverage....
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Shadowrun for the XBOX 360.

FPS... most people are getting upset about it but for me, it's too early to tell.
Shadowrun on a new system? Holy shit. This should be awesome :D
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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
This does look great :<
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:37 PM       
i don't see what the problem would be w/ making it a fps, oblivion's a great rpg and basically a fps so who gives a rip
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM       
I got Stubbs the Zombie just to last me until they confirmed the rumors of Dead Rising.

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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:19 PM       
I think a Shadowrun FPS sounds great. They did the same thing with V:tM Bloodlines, and that turned out great. Buggy, but still great.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
Alright, I haven't been able to watch the day to day happenings of E3, but that youtube link to the Red Steel game looks really good. I'm very curious about it. I found out I'll be able to get myself a 360, at least by Christmas. So I may just get Dead Rising, like I said. It's the one game I'm sure everyone will be thrilled when it's released.
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