Carnivore, why do you hate Phil Ha?

[Professor Poddar]

Was it you who framed that poor twat, and led the whole world to believe he was gay? Now, Mr. Burton is feasibly a homersexual, but
Phil.... sheeeesh! Poor guy.
Ha Ha. Phil Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[Professor Cool]

Hey Punk, im the only Professor here
Professor Cool

[Carnivore]

Dude, don't fuck with Poddar. He's way out of your league.

We never made Phil out to be gay. Being liked by a homosexual doesn't make one homosexual, Professor.

[theapportioner]

"Cricket"

[Carnivore]

[Professor Poddar]

Who the FUCK is this alleged Professor?
Would a professor in ANY discipline commit the most atrocious faux-pas of all- i.e. the misuse of the apostrophe?
I shan't bother to engage in direct discourse with this fucking trilobyte. It shall, however, realize in full the error of its ways.
Granted, it's likely a 13 year old from Nebraska, but I've no compunction against knocking in the heads of the naive.

To adopt the cadence and primitive grammar of this "Professor", in the expectation that it will return to the drop of amber in which it should have remained entombed: "like dude,theyre ar some peoplle who ar so. beneeth me!"

[Captain Robo]

Professor Cool has a major in music.

You're both in different leagues altogether.

[Professor Cool]

Take it easy mr. podder i ment not to instigate hostility, my comment was not ment to take seriously, in fact, im not even a professor, it's just a nickname i got back in high school, being a musician (Former actually, i haven't played in a long while) and all. I'll just clear out of your way.

[sadie]

meant.