I got a promotion at work!  I got a nice raise!  Now I am going to be the BOSS!!   Yes, I am shamelessly tooting my own horn!!  For those of you who don't like it... fuck off!! 
Look for me bossing people around at a company near you!!   Hey Milhouse... you need a job?  I think I dropped my pencil!!   
 
:TOOT
P.S.  No, I do not work at a gas station, fast food place or in the mall.  I work with professional people thank you very much!  
:TOOT