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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
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Jul 14th, 2006, 01:35 PM
EVIL ROBOT IS GREAT
Yes, it is true. After a lenghty set of meetings and negotiationswith the good people at Cysco Sytems, I, EVIL ROBOT, acting on behalf of the Unitited States of America and the New York State Militia, have "aquired" the rights to every single domain name on the internet. Even the ones that are just random numbers and foul language.
What do we plan to do with it? How much did we pay? What does this mean for Isreal? How the hell did this happen? These are all valid questions, however, one must remeber that we have the ability do all we can to protect ourselves from danger. We must not forget those who died on 9/11, and must also not forget that Evil Robot had nothing to do with it.
So you ask yourself, can this "Evil Robot" person be trusted with such great power? The answer is clear; we cannot loose anymore of our freedom, and we cannot give in to the powers that be.
Sincerley, Evil Robot
No gnews is good gnews
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