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Jixby Phillips · #1

I'M IN WUV WITH A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WHO LIVES IN MAINE, IT HURTS TO BE SO FAR AWAY FROM HER, TALKING TO HER ON THE INTERNET IS FUN BUT I WANT TO BE KISSING HER INSTEAD OF CYBER KISSING HER

PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE, I ACM CRYING SO HARD THAT I CAN NOT STAND IT

::GIVES EVEYRBODY WHO REPLIES A MILLION DOLLARS::

PS DON'T BE A JERK ABOUT THIS THIS IS VERY SERIOUS THESE ARE MY FELLINGS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE

::DOESN'T GIVE ANY MONREY TO THE JERKS::

James · #2

U SED U WUVED ME!!!!!!11

Jixby Phillips · #3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman

U SED U WUVED ME!!!!!!11

I am abandoning this thread.

Thanks a bunch, ******.

Professor Cool · #4

road trip

CaptainBubba · #5

I'm going to be serious cuz I have a simmilar problem. :/

For the time being try not to drive yourself crazy about it. She can't read your mind over in Maine and all the energy you spend going crazy thinking about her is wasted.

You should set up a time when you can see her. There isn't much else you can do unless you plan on changing your life for her. :/

And make her a pie for when you visit.

Everybody loves pie.

Anonymous · #6

hahahaha

The Unseen · #7

COME TO MY HOUSE LOL MAINE IS 15 MUNITES AWAY WE COULD GET HER PIE

glowbelly · #8

do i spot luke and estelle sitting in a tree?

!!!! · #9

but i don't like pie

CaptainBubba · #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unseen

WE COULD GET HER PIE

He'll MAKE the pie himself. Dick.

Chojin makes me want to become a detective so I can learn how to solve mysteries.

!!!! · #11

but i don't like pie

CaptainBubba · #12

Yes you do.

!!!! · #13

i hate pie.

glowbelly · #14

!!!! likes frosting

Cybernetico · #15

Earlier we played a game of breakout in school (someone says a topic and you have 30 seconds to put down as many things about it as possible, it works like Family Fued without Luie Andersons face blinding you) and i was score-keeper. I had to write the score on the board

I wrote "ixnay on da' hombré" on the board

One of the topics was pie :/

The Unseen · #16

breakout= javanoid??

glowbelly · #17

what the fuck are you 2 talking about?

Jixby Phillips · #18

*AHEM*

glowbelly · #19

that's exactly what i meant when i said what i said up there.

GADZOOKS · #20

Mr. jixby Phillips

i suggest you tell this girl to meet you somehwere between Maine and California, Like Missouri, so it's kinda cheaper for the most. If this girl really loves you, she would be happy to obliged.