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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 02:11 AM        If you had 5 million dollars...
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
no, you wouldnt.... you'ld be a fag worth 5 million... duh.
geez, some people and their math....
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 03:09 AM       
If i had 5 million, i buy the message board, so i could ban you
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:10 AM       
If I had that much money, I'd buy a whole field of tulips ^_^
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:28 AM       
hahah, wiffles you rule.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 06:37 AM       
If i had had a 5,000 dollars id track down a bag of wiffles to see what they taste like.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 07:32 AM       
If i had that much money i would buy the pickle hat, space goggles and Domo-Kun, then I could be RoG
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 08:59 PM        ...
$5 mil? I'd make a room 30 feet high and make the floor a giant trampoline. On the ceiling there would be an opening to an adult-sized playplace like you'd find in Chuck E. Cheese... But bigger. And it would have cool shit in it like a video game room and pictures of naked girls holding beer.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
I would pay a 5 million dollars to a hitman to kill the 5 guys in the Barnaked Ladies for writing the song If I had a million dollars.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
I'd buy one of those floor keyboards that you can walk on like in the movie Big

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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
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They taste like Skittles, only they're named 'Wiffles' ^_~
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
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Sorry, the bag is really full of hamster turds.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:45 PM       
I put it in the bank and spend the annual interest on pot.

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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
And your avatar isnt clever.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:10 PM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:14 PM        Re: If you had 5 million dollars...
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:19 PM        Re: If you had 5 million dollars...
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
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If i had 5 million, i buy the message board, so i could ban you

Only 5mil for this message board, I'm outraged.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:45 AM       
if someone would give me 5 million dollars, I'd propably hit him over the head becasue they don't use dollars in Holland, and then I'd take the rest of his money.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 11:59 AM       
I'd donate it to Feed The Children.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
I'm not talking about those Fat Ass Ethiopians, more like the hungry Americans that only get to go to Mc Donalds 3 times a week.
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