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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 12:56 AM        Fake..
Please elaborate for me while everyone is so fuckin fake and cant be honest about a damn thing? Im extremly just livid right now.. and also drunk..

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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
The funny thing about fake people is that they usually don't know that they're fake...

..and tend to complain that other people are fake.
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:03 AM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:08 AM       
HAHA GUYS I'M DRUNK DRIVING ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:35 AM       
im so far drunk driving on the information super highway that id score a negative 3000 billion trillion .. or something
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:05 PM       
the internet told me you tried to take advatage of it but you couldn't get it up
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 01:10 PM       
Ha.. im so stealing that shit and quoting it in my signature...
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 02:30 PM       
just so you know in the future: they measure drunkenness in decimals and positive numbers. I don't think it's possible to be negative drunk -- just something to keep in mind.
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 06:46 PM       
I knew someone who had I think a 4.7 when she was arrested once and just how bad is that anyway because everyone was 'impressed'
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
it would have had to be a .47 because at 4.7 you would have to card the vampires .08 is what most people are at after 2 drinks, if i remember correctly

and according to wikipedia at .24-.36 is when most folks fall unconcious, and .48 can cause coma and death, so that would be why it's so impressive
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 06:55 PM       
oops yeah .47.

It wasn't impressive to me since I was there to help her, but it would have been good if I got a rundown of why everyone kept saying .47 as a big deal.
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 07:09 PM       
SHIT I MISSPELLED UNCONSCIOUS
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 07:37 PM       
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just so you know in the future: they measure drunkenness in decimals...
I thought Drunkness was measured in decibels.
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 09:57 PM       
you have rednecks in england too, then?
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
We call them Chavs, they are a quite different species, but equally annoying.
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Old Dec 14th, 2006, 10:35 PM       
yeah 4.7 is basically you have converted your blood into alcohol
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 12:59 AM       
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We call them Chavs, they are a quite different species, but equally annoying.
my theory is that vehicles with eight cylinder engines are the chrysalis for the larval redneck... austrailia has those big pushrod fords and holdens, and hence, the "bogan." in england, cars with engines bigger than two litres are rare, hence the development of wigger-esque chavs
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 01:24 PM       
it's actually a percentage i think, so if you have 4.7 percent blood-alcohol level it means 4.7 percent of your blood is alcohol which would probably kill you.
.47 percent is significantly less

the highest i remember blowing is a .285 when I used to drink alot. I don't really see how you could remember much higher than that, because that was right on the edge of blacking out for me. I know I did a little bit of time traveling, but I was still conscious if rather.. drunk. Tht girl was probably exagerrating alot unless the police give out smiley face stickers with your blood alcohol level so you can remember later (that's a really good idea, maybe with scientificly calculated data on how many drinks you had at your weight with more stickers that are like martini glasses).
that was off of a bottle of knob creek ;9 i think that's 90 or 100 proof whiskey; pretty bottle, smooth taste.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 01:32 PM       
no, a bac of 1.0 would mean a miracle had taken place.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 02:39 PM       
did she ever sober up?
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 03:11 PM       
this thread has now changed into the: "How much blood alchol content can your body take?"

Sober? who? what? dammit!!!!!!
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:37 PM       
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The funny thing about fake people is that they usually don't know that they're fake...

..and tend to complain that other people are fake.
i think that happens, but most fake people realize they're fake; they just may not name it that. some people actually do fake themselves out, though.
and people always tend to hate worst in other people the qualities they themselves have.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
Nicely said.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
What if you know your fake, like me?
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