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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 12:50 PM        If you had to choose
If you had to pick a woman which one and why



women that scowl at you and tell there friends stuff about you

women that leave and come back and then cry and say stuff

skinny women that eat too much and vomit and don't flush

women with odd shaped breasts that wear bra's that don't fit and complain there breast are odd shaped

women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that"

Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them

Pregnant women that don't know who the father is and keep mentioning that any time they could drop placenta all over the floor and you might be responsible to clean it up for the rest of your life

women that have stinky breath but like to fuck and then eat peanut butter and glue cat hair to there private parts

fascist women with thick black eyebrows and smoke crack

Neo Nazi women with thick black eyebrows that like monkeys

women that fart and giggle milk out there nose, but you never see them drink milk

Foreign women that talk weird and then pull a knife on you and steal your wallet

Pasty white women that if you touch them they leave marks and tell there friends you beat them

women that look like women from television comedy shows that have no sense of humor
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 01:34 PM       
lol :<

I'd go with the odd-shaped breast one!
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 01:42 PM       
you didn't explain why
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 02:13 PM       
Because that's what I've already got.

OH GOD DON'T HIT ME NO SHIT OH CHRIST

Although really they're just different sizes but I thought that's what you meant anyway so yeah.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 02:28 PM       
Pasty white women that if you touch them they leave marks and tell there friends you beat them


if i had to chooose

and its cause thats the least gross one :O
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 02:43 PM       
i'd choose the bendy one w/ the twin

because, bendy and twins ;(
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
Im with Willie.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 03:35 PM       
women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that"

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 10:07 PM       
nazi women with monkey but that's just me
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 09:49 PM       
women that have stinky breath but like to fuck and then eat peanut butter and glue cat hair to there private parts

my dream girl
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 11:31 PM       
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spell check you miserable shit. otherwise your going to get the opposite sex that glues cat hair to their private parts and you end up with a mouthful of shit because you can't spell.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 01:48 AM       
women that look like women from television comedy shows that have no sense of humor

Are these hot women?
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:41 AM       
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spell check you miserable shit. otherwise your going to get the opposite sex that glues cat hair to their private parts and you end up with a mouthful of shit because you can't spell.
a spellcheck wouldn't catch the there/their problem anyway. plus, until you're able to catch your own usage mistakes, you oughtn't rag people about theirs.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 09:18 AM       
women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that" because i am capaple of cleaning the toliet myself PROBLEM AVOIDED
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 10:49 AM       
When I heard this it was a seven-foot woman or a chick with a moustache
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 03:14 PM       
I guess I'd choose the lucky lady " Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them". She seems to be somewhat normal :/
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 04:48 PM       
Neo Nazi women with thick black eyebrows that like monkeys
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 06:40 PM       
Hey rankeri i thought you were a GIRL
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 11:27 PM       
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a spellcheck wouldn't catch the there/their problem anyway. plus, until you're able to catch your own usage mistakes, you oughtn't rag people about theirs.
You are correct sadie! i am laziness, squared. milhouse has pointed this out many times. thank god i am on his ignore list. there would be hell to pay
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 01:13 AM       
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Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them
I like women that can bend all different ways! I dated a russian girl that was a dancer her whole life! She could bend like crazy! We got out of some pretty sticky situations thanks to her spineless back!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 09:16 AM       
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Hey rankeri i thought you were a GIRL
Oh yeah, you got me
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
Somebody's got to start cracking down on these men pretending to be women on message boards and I'm just making sure, we don't want another incident you know.
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 10:56 PM       
i dont think my heart could take it
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 08:31 AM       
Funny, I thought I posted "It's a trap" image on that thread... or did I? D:
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