Bringing a knife to a gufight

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

http://www.herald.ns.ca/Metro/556773.html

onlookers refuse to disperse after police tell them to so they got video of the police tasering an asshat who stole a sword and terrorized a sears.

Norma Jean (who wrote the song knife in a gunfight) unavailable for comment.

I tell you if we don't try to find work for Ninjas Chuck Norris put out of business this will only happen more.