Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Mockery is probably a real personMockery is probably a real person
Old Feb 20th, 2007, 02:36 PM        NEW ARTICLE: "JET BLUES (our travel nightmare)"
Here's my big recap of our recent traveling nightmare to the East coast and back to the West. Just about everything that could go wrong DID go wrong.


NEW ARTICLE: "JET BLUES" -by -RoG-
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/jet-blues.php


Enjoy!
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Hockey Homicide Hockey Homicide is offline
Forum Virgin
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Mill Valley, CA
Hockey Homicide is probably a spambot
Old Feb 20th, 2007, 08:28 PM       
http://money.cnn.com/2007/02/20/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes
Well, Jet Blue might be losing $30 million over this, if it's any consolation.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Feb 20th, 2007, 08:39 PM       
That sounds delightful :< and a lot like a trip I had to Chicago once :<
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Feb 20th, 2007, 08:40 PM       
and man, their CEO looks like a dick.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Mockery is probably a real personMockery is probably a real person
Old Feb 20th, 2007, 09:01 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Homicide View Post
http://money.cnn.com/2007/02/20/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes
Well, Jet Blue might be losing $30 million over this, if it's any consolation.
Yep, we're waiting to hear back from them. They had better give us that full refund for the whole trip plus the extra tickets. Plus, before I use their airlines next, their CEO must cross that country, present himself before us, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
zeldasbiggestfan zeldasbiggestfan is offline
Mocker
zeldasbiggestfan's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Not Canada.
zeldasbiggestfan suckszeldasbiggestfan sucks
Old Feb 21st, 2007, 01:24 AM       
Quote:
Oh don't worry, I was still able to wash the shampoo out of my hair... in the sink.
This had me in tears. Awesome article and too bad about the shitty time.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Feb 21st, 2007, 09:29 AM       
"Had such a thing happened to us, I'd be typing up this story from a prison cell after having killed my way off the plane."

I'm surprised none of them did. I would have been charging the plane doors after a few hours.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Protoclown's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Protoclown is probably a spambot
Old Feb 21st, 2007, 12:44 PM       
Damn dude, I didn't know you STILL had horrible shit happen on your way back to Cali. And hell, if I'd known the shuttle was going to cost you $35, I would have given you the ride to Reagan Airport (although I have no idea where in the hell it is)...I figured the shuttle was part of the service that they were giving you for FREE since they fucked up!
__________________
"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow." - Cordelia Burbank
Reply With Quote
  #9  
sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
Will chop you good.
sspadowsky's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
sspadowsky is probably a spambot
Old Feb 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM       
When I went to California on vacation a couple of years ago, I drove. Some people thought I was nuts. Stories like this were my reasons for doing so.

I get homicidal suffering through air travel on a good day. Had your story happened to me, Rog, I would surely be in Supermax by now.
__________________
"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
Reply With Quote
  #10  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Feb 23rd, 2007, 02:02 PM       
Wow. Did you cry publicly at any point? I totally would have cried publicly.

On the other hand, you learned a valuable lesson;

2) Don't ever leave Burbank again.

I coud have told you that. Sure, you're leaving was spiritual, but leave me you did. And Karma got you.

And then Sam said "Supermax" in his post.

I swear, today is a great day to the self focused emotional/social toddler I am, because it's all about me.

Thanks, guys!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:29 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.