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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 05:51 PM        God Damned Twins
Twins can be a bitch sometimes. My twin is a girl, and she is pmsing, and its pissing me the fuck off. Ahhh!

Any other twins out there?
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
What the hell chance would there be of twins on a site that has 700 members and 600 are incarnations of Rongi?
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
Wow, for once I honestly think your a complete fucking idiot Fartin.

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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
I dont have a twin but my sister is pmsing and its a bitch I feel your pain.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
The funny thing is its true. But what you fail to realize is that even fraternal twins have one that is evil. It comes out when she is perioding or just plain ol being a bitch.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
A girl I know dated a twin once. I tried to warn her twins were evil (based on that piece, Proto). But she didn't listen.

Then she was in the hospital for a couple months (I believe it was a severe case of pneumonia. I don't remember for sure), and her boyfriend never visited her. Instead, he dumped her for someone else, because she was never around.

I hate being right all the time.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
Did she wind up going out with the other twin?
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 07:25 PM       
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What the hell chance would there be of twins on a site that has 700 members and 600 are incarnations of Rongi?
Fartin, face it. No matter how much you throw the dumbest fucking insults at me, you'll never have a career here. Now that you know, you can stop being such a whiney little baby and can go back to taking care of your "daughter" instead of crying over a message board.

You fucking baby.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
Why don't you just go into Mock Wars with him? I just saw some twins out my window.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
Because I don't want to waste anymore brain cells reading the idiotic crap fartin posts.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 08:11 PM       
Then waste brain cells on a job. Atleast you will get paid for it.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
I'll be working soon. I don't know where. I'm showing my portfolio to just about anyone who will look at it. I heard cartooning doesn't pay much, oh well. At least I'll be doing something I'm "good" at.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
My best friend is an identical twin of someone I hate.

It doesn't get any creepier than that.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 09:32 PM       
My mom has a twin sister
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
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Did she wind up going out with the other twin?
No. Now she wants to go out with me. :/
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
I bet it was an evil twin who invented illegal immigration.
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