NEW FEATURE: "SPIDER-MAN 3: THE RETAIL INVASION!"

[Mockery]

Spider-Man 3 is upon us, and whether we're ready for it or not, so is a veritable shit-ton of tie-in merchandise for the movie. Here's my coverage of some of the newest Spidey stuff to hit store shelves.


NEW FEATURE: "SPIDER-MAN 3: THE RETAIL INVASION!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/spiderman3-merch

Enjoy!

[Grislygus]

How long is that damned slip 'n slide? They make it look like it stretches all the way out into the Sahara desert.

[mburbank]

When I ws a youngster, inapropriate and innacurate merchandising of Superheros used to send me into a rage. Thank God there was a whoe lot less of it back then. If you transported nine year old me to the present day, I imagine li'l Max would go a killing spree.

Or at least ave the kind of public melt down tantrum nine year olds are supposed to have given up when they were four.

[Angryhydralisk]

Well, ain't it a bitch to be the best, huh?

I also noticed Burger King had these midget (super-deformed, perhaps?) toys as well with typical, single features. There's also Spider-Man LEGOs but fucking those up would just be impossible.

I'm really getting a kick out of these stupid toy articles, and I look forward to reading more.

[Cliff Steele]

When I ws a youngster, inapropriate and innacurate merchandising of Superheros used to send me into a rage

same here Max, I used to freak out when batman retunrs came out about batman with gold suits or ninja stars or any of that bullshit

[MarioRPG]

I think the costume is a neat idea, but it's a little premature.

[Zomboid]

That swim mask is really, really funny.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

How long is that damned slip 'n slide? They make it look like it stretches all the way out into the Sahara desert.

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it's adjustable or they just make it look extra long on the box? I definitely don't remember the original slip 'n slides being anywhere near that long though.

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk

I also noticed Burger King had these midget (super-deformed, perhaps?) toys as well with typical, single features. There's also Spider-Man LEGOs but fucking those up would just be impossible. I'm really getting a kick out of these stupid toy articles, and I look forward to reading more.

Thanks and yeah I've seen the new Burger King toys. There are also new midget ones that come in cereal packs. I think they're water guns that you can squeeze or somethin.

Originally Posted by Zomboid

That swim mask is really, really funny.

I just hope I get to see somebody wearing it so I can point and laugh... then they can add some extra water to the pool with their tears.

[arg_zombies]

Guys


when I was younger my grandma always used to have these plasters with little squidgy monsters on - those were the best

But spiderman?

Not cool.

[Mockery]

plasters with little squidgy monsters on

Do you have a pic of these things? Not sure what the hell you're actually talking about.

[arg_zombies]

like these:


But they had little gunk slime mosters on them filled with gel

[Mockery]

Wait, so Band-Aids are called "plasters" in the UK? Wow... you learn something new every day.

(and yes, those are much better than the Spidey ones, but that's cuz I love monsters)

[arg_zombies]

Heh

I always thought Band-aids were like bandages