My friend works at a game store, but he also used to work weekends at a flea market selling some of the more worthless crap from the store.
They put the actual game CDs in a big CD binder, but leave the cases out for people to look at them. A few months ago some dude picks up a game, examines it, then when he thinks my friend isn't looking, walks about fifty feet away. He opens the case, waits about fifteen minutes, then comes back and throws it on the table.
"Yo, this ain't got no game in it."
"That's because we keep the games back here so people can't steal them."
"You callin' me a thief?"
"Well, I did just see you take the game over there and come back."
And the guy went away.
I'm sorry, that was anti-climactic

I'll tell you all the story about the holdup later
