The world hates fat cheerleaders.

[warped rob]

Earlier in art class today, a preppy freshmen was bragging to all her drone-like friends about how she's a basketball cheerleader, she then went on to say "like, oh my god though, Becky didn't make the squad and she's like all sad." I overheard this and replied "You know it's because she's fat, right?" Four drones turned on me and started yelling asshole. I explained my reasoning, which is this: Which would you rather see, a small 120 pound girl with breasts dancing and jiggling around, or a 200 pound cow in tight clothing with her gut and arm flab hanging out and distracting people. A few more assholes were shouted, when my friend Brad stepped in and said "rob, you're not an asshole, you're a true american!" Later when I was eating lunch with my other buddy Matt, I was re-telling the story, when none other than Becky came up and looked at me, and tried to be menacing, when actually she just looked like a cow staring into the headlights of a Mac Truck, and said to me "Thanks a lot you jerk" I nodded and replied welcome. One of her friends got in my face and started yelling something like "you need to be nicer to people" but all I heard was JORFMODJFDHJ, because I was drinking my milk. I looked back at her to see if she had finished with her ranting and belched one of the loudest and nastiest burps I could muster. So I geuss the moral of the story is; Eat your veggies.