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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:19 PM        Most BadAss Singer: Then and Now
I'll leave this up to any Mocker who feels bothered enough to reply. If I had to choose I'd say Robert Plant and Serj Tankian.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
Did you REALLY have to make so many threads about this? Fuck, why nto make five POLLS about it?
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:34 PM       
How about Keyboardists?
Just trying to pick up the pace on the Metal forum. It may be overkill, but who cares?
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
This is the kind of horseshit that made the last one suck. If you're going to make a "best _____" topic, at least cram it all into one larger, gayer topic instead of five smaller, lumpier piles of utter shit.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
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This is the kind of horseshit that made the last one suck. If you're going to make a "best _____" topic, at least cram it all into one larger, gayer topic instead of five smaller, lumpier piles of utter shit.
I don't see where this analogy between homosexuality and shit is going.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:51 PM       
Thats probably because you can't capacitate rational thought. If you don't believe me, perhaps the fact that everyone calls you a retard might help. Or maybe if you read one thing you actually write.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
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Thats probably because you can't capacitate rational thought. If you don't believe me, perhaps the fact that everyone calls you a retard might help. Or maybe if you read one thing you actually write.
Retard? Outrageous! I perfer dumbshitfuckhellassclownmofojacksucker, thank you!

I read what I say, and so... It isn't helping me believe anything. Am I suppose to preach?

All hail... something!
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
John Arch of early Fates Warning remains my favourite 80's singer. Now it's either Garm of Ulver, or maybe Mike Patton.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 08:43 AM       
Im doing this because i think it is true and becasue it will piss off everyone here. PHIL ANSELMO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
Now: I'm going to go with ignorance and say Tomas Lindberg, mainly because i just like his voice the most, and i don't really know what "best" gauges.

Then: Stick with what you know, i guess. Mustaine.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
Phil is just Patton with less brains. Pobably has a higher range, but what the hell.

Mustane isn't exactly singing. It's like a cartoon sneer. Definately not the best of any time, as I'm sure he'd agree.

Lindberg started a school alright.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 07:49 PM       
Right, like i said, stick with what you know. Since i'm not too keen on "the best" so much as who i like, all i can think of off the top of my head is Mustaine.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
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Retard? Outrageous! I perfer dumbshitfuckhellassclownmofojacksucker, thank you!...
Stop following me and kissing my ass!

By kissing your ass you mean verbally harassing you? But its the same thing, right.

You are one dumb piece of shit. I really hope someone oneday takes a sharp, jagged hook, sticks it around one of your ribs, chain you to the back of a car, and drag your ass down the expressway.

If there were more people like Paul in the world, the gun market would be much better.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
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Retard? Outrageous! I perfer dumbshitfuckhellassclownmofojacksucker, thank you!...
Stop following me and kissing my ass!

By kissing your ass you mean verbally harassing you? But its the same thing, right.

You are one dumb piece of shit. I really hope someone oneday takes a sharp, jagged hook, sticks it around one of your ribs, chain you to the back of a car, and drag your ass down the expressway.

If there were more people like Paul in the world, the gun market would be much better.
Oh, would you perfer my feet? How about tounge?

I don't know how I can be a piece of shit, even though pieces of shit talk to me, and I don't want a hook around my ribs because I'm not a fish.

Guns? What the hell am I gonna do all day? Shoot stray cats?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
Sheer idiocy. You make no sense whatsoever. Will someone back me up, is Paul not the most retarded noob?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
Both of you quit your fucking whining.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 09:19 PM       
I will not.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 11:28 AM       
Then go whine at some other forum, moron. You are unwelcome here.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 11:56 AM       
Retro you do realize that buy making fun of paul and bitching about him you make yourself look like a complete n00b? Considering both of you are not that funny at all and your posts just take up space on otherwise halfway decent topics, paul managed to ruin a rare good topic of his and you helped him. so SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
Whatever.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Hey man, he made an ass of himself first, I couldn't let that go unscathed.


And incidently, Rob Halford is the best of then and now.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
because

a. she's a chik

b. her throat bleeds after a show (that's fucking angst)

Candace from Walls of Jericho

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fuck you everything he's touched is good (especially in the six feet under days) ....Chris Barnes
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 03:14 PM       
Mike Patton. Period. End of story. Although Phil Anselmo is in a close second (As far as actually SINGING goes, this means Down, not Pantera)
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 05:18 AM       
Since there's absolutely no way that I'd be able to whittle every singer that I've ever liked down to who's "best", I'm just throwing out some names.

Mike Patton (of course), Chris Barnes, Sylvain Houde from Kataklysm, J.R. Hayes from Pig Destroyer, Jason from Loranhein, Jeff Walker and Bill Steer from Carcass, and while the next two aren't from metal bands, their singing still speaks volumes:

Greg Graffin of Bad Religion and Chris "Pete" Hannah of Propagandhi.
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