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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 05:52 PM        I'm just a LITTLE disappointed...
...to find that despite the subtle hint I left in my sig when I left on vacation, no one made a single reference to my birthday as far as I can see. Even though I crossed the magical-in-the-US-but-not-so-magical-anymore-in-the-Netherlands border of 21. In fact, I think none of you bastards once again even noticed I was gone. I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wives.

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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:11 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:28 PM       
I'm sorry.
Let me make it up to you. *gives FS a big birthday hug*
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
Oh, butt. I read the year, but not the day. I'm so sorry fatty.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:54 PM       
And I'm very disappointed that you haven't further developed your telepathy skills yet. If you had, perhaps you would have received my "happy birthday" wishes. That's the last time I'll waste my time on you, FS.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
I was just going to make a thread called "WHERE THE FUCK IS FS?"

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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
I know i'm Just an upstart here, but happy B-day - Get drunk as fuck and vomit in a Shoe-

I Toast FS on this day!




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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
well, I didn't forget about you. in fact, you should be getting your man-shitting-on-man cake any day now. :erotic
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
HA! The jokes on you, you clog-wearing fool! I don't have a wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:52 PM       
I must come forth with an admission, at this point, for I most grievously did not notice that it was your painful absence that was the cause for the hollow pangs of emptiness that rang through my heart. I knew that something most heinous was to blame, but I knew not what should be the cause of such sorrows as I have never before this point hitherto known.

Dear friend, I must confess I am thrilled beyond my limited capacity for discourse as I am apt to describe, to have you back amongst us again. I certainly hope that your day of birthing was amicable to you, and know that though each passing day brings you closer to wrinkly demise, your daily newfound wisdom and maturity shines ever like a beacon to my sassy heart.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
AMEN.

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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
:birfday boner

Humina ... humina ... happy Bewaaaa ... nevermind. :/
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
That's more like it!

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Thanks guys.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:16 PM       
We are very very sorry for not knowing your birthday. Mr Satan, on behalf of the Mong Kok Triad, me Big Brother Fu wish you happy birthday and roaring trades for the rest of your life.

The entire triad will pray to the buddah for you and good health.

If you pay us 20 dollars US we sacrifice the money to buddah so that you do not get beaten up by 50 guys on the streets and mutilated into many many many many many many pieces.

Having good birthday

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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
Happy Birthday, Fatty!!!
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
Happy birthday my fellow Dutch bastard.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
You know, when the board neglected to mention my birthday after having good reason to know when it is, I just felt vindicated for not liking my birthday.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
Most PHP message boards I know have a calendar for user birthdays. I think activating that feature here, if possible, would save a lot of... heartache.
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
Can you offer me a good health and joyous good day of birth?
Or else many big troubelsome may struck you head in many different ways! Its may fall of in every direction, I'm joking not!
Or hit by thunderous Lightning!
Happy days!

Great Day

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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
happy birthday FS, i will cut my wrist for every day i missed ur birthday
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 07:01 PM       
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AMEN.

Proto, you must be an awesome eugoogalizer!
What the FUCK did you just call me??
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
A eugoogalizer. Someone who speaks at funerals. Do you even know what a eugooglie is?

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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:03 AM       
OH THERE'S A GONNA BE A FUNERAL ALRIGHT
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