I wanna make a porno.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

At first you'll just think it's a rap video. All these sinister, muscular, shirtless DMX-video guys will just be bouncing around and tossing their hands up. Stunting on bikes and shit. Every once in a while, a random shot of a girl in hot pants. Some dude arguing on a cellphone in slow-mo.

Then all of a sudden - needle scratch, the track changes from DMX to, like, Marvin Gaye. And all the muscular dudes start making out and caressing eachother.

Setting: backroom at a Stuckey's or a Lutheren church...lots of Whoopi Goldberg posters from that move "Fatal Beauty."

Moves: lots of ass-pounding pans and nostril-flaring closeups...gritted teeth and spit in the corners of the mouth...word...and toefucking.