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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 07:46 PM        why do old people smell?
i have a few theories on this particular odor:
1.)the extra skin/wrinkles hold in various food particles and sweat.
2.)the fact that thay havent left their houses or bathed in years.
3.)flesh decaying
4.)little to no sex causes extensive build up of hormones that must be realesed in the form of "old man spunk" years and years of this build up an offending odor
5.)old people dont digest their food properly expelling it in un-acceptably smelly farts
any other ideas?
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