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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:23 PM        rape initiation ceremony thread
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
ha i knew it see JeanetteX it just takes time and effort ok what do i do now i'm ready for it and dont hold back i can take it
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT DRINKING ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE JUST MADE ME HAVE TO CLEAN MY COMPUTER SCREEN
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:42 PM       
wait a newbie started this post what is this another joke dont try to step on me to get ahead around here
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
Noob3 isn't a newbie you moron. Check registration dates before you post something stupid again. And use punctuatuon.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
BUT HIS NAME IS NOOB THAT IS INTERNET SLANG FOR NEWBIE, WHICH IS SLANG FOR A NEW PERSON :ROLLEEYS
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
Duh. Everyone knows Noob3 is a newbie. He forged his registration date and posted over 1000 times in the four days he's been here.

Of course, I'm just a character, so don't listen to anything I say.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 06:50 PM       
GREETINGS, oh people of I-Mockery. GREETINGS, oh official initiation ceremony committee of the I-Mockery.com. TODAY, a pitiful mortal by the name of BAPE comes before you to face...

...the TRIALS.

By fire, and Gesco the Limp of Azarazazachz, and the three storms, I say LET THE TRIALS BEGIN.

First, you will face PAIN.

You will be strapped into a very uncomfortable chair while watching videos made by a stovepipe hat equipped with a webcam, set on the head of a gynaecologist that specializes in treating the elderly. During which, you will be repeatedly stabbed in the heart with Klingon painsticks. Ya'Tchuk zJaqh!


...go away.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
Want to buy a new toaster BAPE?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
Fatsatan is so funny and dreamy OMG
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
Guys, get serious. Were any of you this rude and/or confusing at your initiations? I THINK NOT.

Bape, I at least will give you your 'newbie run' now. The first part is to find a hilarious picture, post it in this thread, and make a funny caption for it. The more hilarious, the better!
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
ok finally now we are takling here get ready to laugh guys and Esuohlim make sure you are not drinking anything



plenty more where that came from
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
bape achimp bape achimp

i smell sexy times ahead.

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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
Hey dumbass. Chojin said find a hilarious pic, post it, and make up a funny caption for it. Not post a generic and almost completely unfunny joke picture, caption included, ripped straight from a bad humor site.

You've failed your first test. To save face you must mercilessly bash one or more of the board regulars until they hate you permanently, because everyone around here must have at least one enemy.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
your a steaming load of shit yourself there doggie.

yeesh, i am surrounded by assholes.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
OK NEXT TASK FOR YOUR INITIATION:

I need you tell us the funniest joke you know. Make sure you think it's absolutely hilarious so that you can't go wrong. Good luck!
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
YIKES

another asshole.

an unwashed one this time.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
ok you asked for it. am i being scored. who is the final judge chojin or Esouhlim. ok time for the joke now.

james bond goes up to a supermodel and she says oh thats a cool watch you have mr. bond then bond says thank you then the model says what does it do and bond says it is telling me now you have no underwear on. the supermodel says that is not true and bond says damn this watch is 1 hour fast
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
See, george knows what he's doing. He attacks everyone indiscriminately to ensure that only the most retarded morons will listen to anything he says. That's the way to get ahead around here.

Keep firing, assholes!
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:45 PM       
i hope you saved all the nickles you got for hitting your head on things.

CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA NEED THEM.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
wait now that i think about it i think you are making fun of me Esuohlim you just wanted me to tell a bad joke so you could make fun of me maybe what i heard in secret is true and you are not a nice man>>>>
























yo g>>> i think u r actually



A BAD MAN! A VERY VERY BAD MAN milhouse!!!!



:nutinbutluv 4 ya kidz

n dun worry Jeanette > ur secret is safe wit me



LOVE ALWAYS, FEELEVIL

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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
so that when i kick you in he ass you can drop them on the ground and play my kicking you in the ass off as a joke to your family. instead of having them know that the act was truly a reflection on how much i truly despise you.

cause they would know just how i feel.

size=18]YOU KICKED ME SO HARD I SHIT NICKLES, YuuuuuYYYYYYYYYEAH![/size]
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