Being a magnet for insane people....

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Was waiting for a Metro today when this man, must have been about 50 or so, with a huge thick moustache wandered over and started talking to me.

He was eating a sandwich and I couldn't tell what he was saying because he had his mouth full. Eventually I recognised the words "give us a look at yer fingers!" I waved them briefly in his direction and was told I should cut them. I agreed.

Then he shoved his sandwich under my nose and told me to have some. I told him I was a vegetarian, which isn't strictly true anymore, and he said, "It's just stuffing!" and started laughing hysterically, before offering me his minging sandwich again.

Then he said, "Have fun, I do!" and wandered off, munching away.

Not as bad as when I was waiting for a Metro and a woman walked past and muttered "suck me cunt" under her breath.

[FS]

She probably just had Tourette's syndrome.

Last Friday I sat next to an old man on the bus who kept muttering to himself about "true love" and how life was all about love. I guess he's happy.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

I always get the bum on the subway next to me telling me about God's sister or something. I dunno much about that hip chick but I hear she brushes her hair with an eggbeater. OMG PPL!

My sister always sits next to this weird old Australian lady, and, before I begin spare the "Wtf? Just coz ahm Austraylion doesn't make me weyard" ok? It wasn't the fact she was Australian that made her mad, nope, it was her demeanour.

She stumbles into the train station to come home. She sits on a bench and a sweet looking old lady props down next her. Like all old ladies, she smells of Yardley Lavender and English Rose, "awwww" she think, before a gust of wind makes her shiver. She turns her head to my sister, smiles, and then says in a delicately sacharine voice "I'm not surprised you're so cold" she elevates her voice "you've got no underwear on"

She retorts "But I am wearing some, honest!" but alas, she just can't get her voice as high as the old lady's. Damn those old grannys and their pervert ways.

[Protoclown]

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD!! FUZZBOT, THEY SHOULD DO SCIENTIFIC TESTS ON YOU!!

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD!! FUZZBOT, THEY SHOULD DO SCIENTIFIC TESTS ON YOU!!

I JUS FINISHED MY THESIS ON THE SOUNDS MADE BY FORNICATING GIANT PINK PANDAS... I FEEL ENLIGHTENED

BTW, YOU JUST EARNED YOUR 'BROWN WINGS'. GAYTHXDIE, LOL!

[Protoclown]

I-MOCKERLY.COM, CAN WE HANDLE THIS KIND OF ZANYNESS???

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Genuinely interesting people are so hard to come by these days.

[Evil Robot]

In america, crazy people are MUCH more violent. You'd be lucky if all they do is shove sandwiches in your face.

[Blue]

Some crazy muslim dude set an evangelist street preacher on fire where i live. The dude still preached while he was on fire. Now he is on little jesus pamphlets in the city as an inspiration to jesus people.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

In america, crazy people are MUCH more violent. You'd be lucky if all they do is shove sandwiches in your face.

America, hm. I wish to address the Americans.

I want to know how you have the audacity to say that my country is the country of the bad teeth when you have syrup for breakfast, and don't even try telling me donuts aren't accepted breakfast foods there, because I know better.

I've seen it on TV, and TV is an accurate depiction of everything. You smother your bacon, BACON in this syrup, you eat pancakes (a dessert food) for breakfast, and fool me by preparing 'waffles', which turn out to be stodgier pancakes rather than the potato I know and love. Face it, projection ails you. You must be the nation with the worst cavaties in the world.

Secondly, the English language, what are you doing with it? If I hear one more person say "I could care less" I'll take their puppy and I'll put him in my blender, okay? I don't have one, but I would buy one for the purpose, and if they have no puppy, then I will take their first born. The sentence is "I couldn't care less" otherwise it's just not insulting. Learn from your mistakes. And to think, when I buy DVD's and they show languages, they use the American flag for English. That is just not right.

[Evil Robot]

You know we go through this every single time somebody from the UK visits this site. I could sit here and pull out facts about dentisrty but I'd rather just say this; were a bigger country with more control over the media. You don't like it grab a shovel and start filling in the ocean and breeding until you have a comprable nation, then we'll talk.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

You know we go through this every single time somebody from the UK visits this site. I could sit here and pull out facts about dentisrty but I'd rather just say this; were a bigger country with more control over the media. You don't like it grab a shovel and start filling in the ocean and breeding until you have a comprable nation, then we'll talk.

Firstly, I'm not from the UK. Secondly, it's WE'RE! WE'RE!

Thirdly, you're the stupidest lifeform on this messageboard who should be reincarnated as a gerbil used to crawl up assholes.

[Evil Robot]

Then we're the fuck are you from? International waters?
btw You got the syrup on bacon thing wrong, thats just fucking sick.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

Then we're the fuck are you from? International waters?
btw You got the syrup on bacon thing wrong, thats just fucking sick.

Firstly, I'm from Bahrain. Secondly, it's WHERE! WHERE!

[Evil Robot]

Bahrain? I didn't know they allowed people to have internet access in political prisons!

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Whilst you are still deciding what would be the best kind of toiletpipe to lodge in your puny membrane, I think you ought to know, you are as boring and as unnecessary as the warts lingering at the back of a slimy tree frog.

By the way, what you said wasn't funny.

NO MORE OIL FOR YOU.

[Perndog]

[AChimp]

OMG, that's why you are a magnet for crazy people! They think you are a terrorist!

[pissed off salesman]

Fuzz, would YOU like to go into my JUICE FILLED BELLY.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by AChimp

OMG, that's why you are a magnet for crazy people! They think you are a terrorist!

EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE I'LL BLOW MYSELF UP, ALL THIS TEEN ANGST ALL PENT UP INSIDE OF ME!

Huh? What? No! Yes, What?! No. Huh? What? Dag!

[Evil Robot]

Bahrains not even a real country, its more of a disputed territory. And yes, I think he would love to get in your juice filled belly. Everybody watch, he's gonna post again with another witty remark about herpetology.

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

Bahrains not even a real country, its more of a disputed territory. And yes, I think he would love to get in your juice filled belly. Everybody watch, he's gonna post again with another witty remark about herpetology.

Bahrain is actually a Kingdom.

May you live to see the fruits of your stupidity in full bloom.

[Evil Robot]

So that makes you what?.... A serf or a wealthy land owner?

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

A TERRORIST.

And I will BLOW you up JUST to show you that I hate YOU with a passion that SUPERCEDES Hiterls distaste for the Jews.

[Evil Robot]

hiterls? Sorry I would never hit Earl. Earls a great guy what the fuck is wrong with you?