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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 03:56 PM        How old were you when you got your first kiss?
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
normal kiss- 8
french- 13...forced...and it was awful *cringe*
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
I will be nineteen next week






Edit: I mean in 4 days

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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
IT'S BEEN DONE, ASSHOLE.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
My first kiss was a French kiss. The girl lived down the street, and was a year older than me. I think i was probably 8 years old. I remember it being pretty weird, but very enjoyable...

Too bad I haven't gotten any action since then.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
You should phone her up.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
She moved away.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
I was 19. :/
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
6 - He was really sweet. After he was done he bandaged me up and took me out for ice cream.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
I was 19 and here i was being worried about it heh. Im not alone
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
I was 13 she was 25, what can i say i was an animal.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
I PRACTICED ON AN APPLE AND MY HAND.

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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 03:19 AM       
18ish is perfectly acceptable, dammit.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 03:33 AM       
I made out with a girl at 7 while we were playing house...

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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 04:19 AM       
I think I answered this before, but now, after seeing this thread and thinking more about it...

My first kiss was at 6. Along the same lines as Professor Cool said, while playing house with a girl my mother used to babysit.

First kiss that MEANT something? Umm... 13, or 17, depends on how you look at it.

13 was how old I was when I had my first real girlfriend..

17 was how old I was when I lost my virginity... And she was the only kiss I'd gotten between 13 and 17

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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:01 AM       
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Some girls thought it would be cool to totally embarass a 6th grader by having one tackle him and then tell him how bad at kissing he was.

First real kiss was at 14 though, by my first girlfriend. Damn bitch... er, I mean, You were the best one <name protected>!
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
First real one, 17. Virginity a year later
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 10:52 AM        4
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 11:37 AM        Re: 4
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:46 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
You gays are gay

My first kiss was 8. I was a fucking mack daddy

It was by some girl who was twice my age at the time and it meant nothing

My first real one was like 13. My first sorta girlfriend
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