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Anonymous · #1

Since we are probably going to be without any power for a while - make suggestions of how to kill time

no lights
no tv
no computer
no music
ohthehorror

come one come all - be the first to make a hilariooos post about Making Babies

Rongi · #2

Hungry, hungry hippos

Blue · #3

looting

The Retro Kat · #4

CANDLE LIGHT CROSS FIRE TOURNAMENT!!!

mew barios · #5

we got a generator for times like thems. otherwise it seems mostly to be sleepin an drunken cardplayin.

Anonymous · #6

you should come up for the BIG hurricane partytime!!!

big fun, and you KNOW it!

Blue · #7

Are you staying or baling (sp) out. On oz tv they are showing heaps of people leaving their houses.

mew barios · #8

hurricane party. :o

well it is tempting

i could thrill everyone with my exciting work stories :o

The Retro Kat · #9

CROSSFIRE!!!

Anonymous · #10

Quote:

Are you staying or baling (sp) out. On oz tv they are showing heaps of people leaving their houses.

we are not on the shore, so no

Quote:

hurricane party. :o

well it is tempting i could thrill everyone with my exciting work stories :o

I have constructed a wind tunnel for our amusement.
Not really, but I wish

Jeanette X · #11

1. Ghost Stories.
2. Reading.
3. Playing S/m games with the hot wax from the candles you've lit.
4. Driving Rog to the hospital after you give him second degree burns.

Cap'n Crunch · #12

I usually play Monopoly or draw when the power is out.

I suck.

Comrade Rocket · #13

Write an article for this site where you get killed by Abraham Lincoln.

Supafly345 · #14

BONFIRE!!!

ScruU2wice · #15

if by BONFIRE you mean CROSSFIRE

Supafly345 · #16

I set that up good!
"Crossfire by Bonfire" would have been an acceptible answer as well.

Evil Robot · #17

Hurricane season (as you people would believe it to be), Sounds like a prime time frame for a terrorist attack.
Tips for surving the "hurricane":

1)If I were you I would firebomb any and all gas stations, quick-e-marts, mortgage companies, ect. that may be "coddling terrorists" This is your best method of disabling them, as all thier bases will belong to us.

2)Injur thy Neighbor. Once the winds become so great that the Indian Point nuclearpower plant blows away, everybody in a line from New York to Nagasaki will be horribly mutated from the scattered uranium. Believe me, the last thing you need in times of crisis is a brain-craving Flanders.

3)Flashlights and batteries. When using a Mag Lite, sand can be substitued for batteries to deliver a more powerful blow to the mutant terrorist's head.

4)Stock up on canned foods. When shopping for canned foods, always remember to not purchase food from mutant terrorist owned stores, as they may be trying to poison you.

Follow these tips to increase you meager chances of surviving the terrorist attaghhhh*... *cough* I mean "hurricane". Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls.

AChimp · #18

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Jixby Phillips · #19

1. WATCH TV
2. LISETN TO THE RADIO
3. DRY YOUR HAIR WITH HAIR DRYERS
4. REFRERATE THINGS

THERES LOTS OF THINGS TO DO WITHOUT POER

Dole · #20

start a luddite uprising

kahljorn · #21

"Batteries". They can be bought at any store for roughly five dollars and used in a stereo.

"Marijuana". can be used with stereo for hours of fun.

"Alcohol". see above. include cigar!

"Cocaine". see above above.

"Shrooms, acid, CrystymcCryst". also see above. I bet after a few days of crysty mcbong nose of no electricity and being in a house together youd kill eachother.

Also try DXM! Everytime I do that I have massive amounts of OBE's and astral travel occasionally, then I throwup and get a more relaxed peaceful high and make funny faces in the mirror. Gotta do like 700mgs-1000mgs do enjoy it properly.
That's just what I'd do if I were locked inside with a hurricane blowing, I personally love to smoke a bowl or two out when it's raining, it's the best. The gentle pitter pattering is so relaxing, with some music going.. mm... i cant wait till winter.