House of the Dead

[James]

Also known as, "We Didn't Even Try."

For those of you who don't know, there's a game series called House of the Dead. It's one of those gun games in the arcades, like Area 51. How they ever expected to make a movie based on it, I have no idea.

And apparently, neither did they. Nothing like seeing a group of 20-somethings with grenades and zombies with what looks like tribal markings on their face, while DMX plays in the background.

One day, I'm going to make movies based on video games. And they will rock. Hard.