ATTENSHUN: WTF?!1

[Throat_Wobblar]

helo JERKS i am bakcs adn ANGAREY as HELL no waits FUCK !!1 EYE am angarey as FUCK!1 FUCK!111

FUCK.

eye am SEW ANGAREY taht i am incoarporateng ANG AREY faces in my massage too illustrates how ANGAREY i am.



"why aers yuo so angary mistar mangro , did yuoar fathar ore sistar get druank adn beeat yuo up adn pin yuo too a radiator adn den threw taht radiator dowan teh stairs wiaht yuo still attatchaed?" yuo aer probabley askeng me ore yuoarself (but probabley me becauyse yuo said mistar mangro tharefore adjresseng ti too me adn not yuo. LUARN GRAMMAR ASSHOALE)

TIHS SI TEH EXPLANASHUN of how ANGAREY eye am adn ALSO why eye am an ANGAREY!1

i comes bak too i-mockaraey massage website intarnat exploare adn i comes back expeacteng too see lots of fiteng adn killeng and verbal SLAUGHTAR as USUAL.


BUTT instaeads

i comes bak too see EVERYOANES BALLS HVAE BEEN CHOPED OFF ADN THROAWN INT2 TEH BALL BIN!!!!11 11 yuoar balls hvae shrunk!!1 YUO HAVE NO BALLS

waht i means bye taht age old expresshun si taht thare si no moare mockarey on teh mockarey boreds!!11 EYE DOANT EVAN SEE PEEPOLE makeng FUN of each othar anymoare!1


in Othar ENGLIAHS woards, yuo guyas aer acteng liake NANCY-BOY PUSSYS adn NOT I-MOCKARS

NOW MOCKS EACH OTHAR OR MOCKS OF ME. I DOANT CARE JUAST AS LONG AS THARE SI MOACKENG GOIENG ON.

ILL PUNCH YUO IN TEH EYE!11 ILL CHOKE YUO WIATH A JELLYBEAN ADN TIE YUOAR LEGS ACROSS A TELEFONE POLL UNTIL I HEAR TEHMS CRUNCH WIF GLEE. ADN, MITE I ADD, I WIALLS INJOY TI.

FITE!11 now tahts an ordar MOCKENG BIRDS!11