The decline of my generation.

[Immortal Goat]

I fear for my future. Not because of anything that is wrong with me, but with the rest of the teenagers out there. In school today, I had the displeasure of being paired up with two "preppie" girls who will remain nameless, not to protect the innocent, but because I don't care enough about them to know them that well.

Well, anyway, they were talking about some kind of purses or something and they were saying how they weren't THAT expensive. I got inquisitive and asked about the prices, and one of the geniouses said "Well, the small ones are only $190.00."

After regaining semi-consciousness, I asked why the hell thye needed a $190 purse. The fucking purpose of a purse is to carry money, but if you spen $190 on it, you have no money to put in it. And don't get me on how much they thought a decently priced shirt or pair of shoes is. Lets just say that it is about three times as much as is neccesary.

Why is this a problem? I'll tell you. They are obsessed with the idea that money can buy happiness, but I can tell you right now that at least one of these girls will be an unmarried mother of three that gets unemployment checks every month and an alcohos problem.

Listen kids, one of you is going to have to be the president someday. It is mandatory that one of you become president, and I do not want to have an even more stupid leader than we have right now. It isn't what you are wearing, but what you are thinking.