FEAR ME! For I am the Spaminator! I have come, as stated in the title of this thread to destroy your world. Your puny world! Your world of pickle hats and cheesy 80's movies!
Through my use of the dreaded mysterious meat product SPAM I shall conquer your refridgerators, pantries and freezers! I shall infect your barbeques and microwaves! Nothing will be safe from the horrid effects of SPAM!
Do you truly think you can defend yourselves with the powers of He-Man or various robotic toys? Well, the power of my SPAM shall clog the inner workings of your feeble defenses! My Crazy Tasty flavor shall destroy your pitiful souls!