Reminds me of that one Hustler ad I found for penis enlargement. The effect of the "large penis" picture was spoiled by the terrifying, Cryptkeeper-esque hand that purportedly belonged to the user of the penis enlargement fomula.
In other news, I no longer get porn spam. All my spam is for Xanax and bank schemes.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
"I wonder how strong human bones are after they shrink..."