NEW GRAB BAG: "YOUR MONSTER SURVIVAL GUIDE!"

[Mockery]

There are all kinds of ghastly ghouls ready to gorge on your guts this season, but with Protoclown's help, you can learn how to fend all of them off!


NEW GRAB BAG: "YOUR MONSTER SURVIVAL GUIDE!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...ival-guide.php

Enjoy!

[MarioRPG]

I read that Zombie Survival Guide book a couple years back. I learned a lot, like how zombies can't climb ladders!

And for the record, I agree with using the shotgun on the person who becomes "unreasonable".

[Angryhydralisk]

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

I read that Zombie Survival Guide book a couple years back. I learned a lot, like how zombies can't climb ladders!

And for the record, I agree with using the shotgun on the person who becomes "unreasonable".

Nevermind the fact that they can climb a chain UNDERWATER faster than one of those Ninja Warrior contestants and over the mast for some lunch. That book is great, but that inconsistency cracks me up every time.

Still, shooting the unreasonable fucker? Brilliant.

This article was one of the best this whole season. Same with the top 100.

[Protoclown]

Thanks guys

I was saving the big guns for October