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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 05:12 AM        You Can Make a Better Feb. 14th
My previous Valentine's Day approach, since I clearly wasn't getting any clear response from the girl I was giving roses to, was to use the dozens of Valentine's cards I made to sell, since I sold few, to give to girls and guys who didn't have Valentines.

This proved to be a big hit. I might not have gotten a date that day, but I brightened up an otherwise lonely day for a lot of people who weren't as popular as the ones who did get lots of cards and flowers.

I'm thinking that I could encourage people to do this in their workplaces and staffrooms as much as they can. We need a brighter Feb. 14th so people know what the real meaning of love is, not just a Hallmark Holiday.

So who's with me on doing this this year?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 11:14 AM       
the real meaning of february 14th is lonely masturbation and crying
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:12 PM       
Didn't you swear off coming to this forum?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:33 PM       
He's learned a lot about himself and others in the 2 or 3 hours he was absent from the boards.

Luckily, I have some plainspoken advice for him!

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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:34 PM       
Guys I like Joat let's not chase him off this time.
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
Joat is Jonathan Clement's younger brother. He told me so.
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
I think giving cards to the lonely girls is a sweet thing to do. I'm sure they appreciate it.
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:54 PM       
I'm working from 3:30 PM til 3:30 AM Valentine's Day night. And I'll be damned if I don't get any poontang in the locker room during my break at the YMCA
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive

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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 06:19 PM       
I've always lol'd at the fact that Valentine's Day = VD
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
I don't see what the big deal is about Valentine's Day if you are without a signifigant other. So you are single. Who cares? The money you save on dinner and roses you can spend on a tub of lard which you can cram down your fat greasy maw.
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 01:21 AM       
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive
Will do! I hope to have a story up about it! Oh and I'm writing a book about my cruise adventure! I'm awesome!
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 07:32 PM       
Hickman, I feel I must inform you that there are already an abundance of similar, better stories. I believe a lot of them end up in a tome referred to as "Hustler".

That was very funny. Well done.
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Old Feb 11th, 2008, 04:43 PM       
Maybe he should apply for a job there.
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the Swiss are not afraid to beat their women with oversized novelty chocolate bars
He speaks truth!
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Old Feb 11th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
@ Hustlerland
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Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 07:42 AM       
I guess it's ok to not have a valentine when you've already had a threesome in Mexico...
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 10:48 AM       
That would be a Valentino
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