I just got back from my Amsterdam excursion and I have some pictures!
We went to the....
Torture Museum
The Zoo
A really bizarre cat museum full of pictures like this:

(this was taken in the middle of the day)

^ Best picture ever. It was about 12 feet wide. Spot the cat.

(no idea what the point of this was)
This art gallery (which I cannot pronounce/spell the name of)
Though it was kind of a let-down as the building was HUGE and the guides said it housed over a million pieces but the actual gallery only took ~40 minutes to walk around. I guess the rest is just storage.
We went to several other places as well but I don't have any good pictures.
And before anyone says it... yes. I was in the sex and drugs capital of the world and I spent my time at a Zoo and cat museum.
We did accidentally end up in a red light district at some point but it was a little bit frightening. We went to the coffee shops too (coffee shop = place you smoke/buy dope) but neither I nor my girlfriend are big smokers so we only had a few joints.