Well, as you know, my Compazine stopped working. I called the doctor and he changed my meds to a new one. I felt pretty good today, so I went to work at the drugstore and informed my manager of the change and how it would hopefully improve my job performance. I picked it up from the pharmacy on my break.
I went to the back room, and opened the package, expecting to swallow yet another pill...only to discover that this medicine is not to be taken orally. No, this medicine is to be inserted into the end that has no teeth.
I informed my manager that I would not be taking my new medication right now as I was feeling fine at the moment and that he really did not need to know more. He seemed to take the hint.
I took my new meds home, and unwrapped the foil. The thin waxy bullet came apart in my hands. I took out another, and the same thing happened. I sighed, and promptly rammed all the bits up as far up my ass as they would go.
I am feeling okay, save for a peculiar burning sensation. All in all, suppositories aren't as unpleasant as they sound. It isn't fun, but I guess I can live with it.
The next time someone tells me to shove it up my ass, I will inform them that I've done that and its not that terrible.
I am feeling better now and I thank you all for your support. Hopefully my gall bladder scan will be even more entertaining for everyone. Stay tuned for another fun and exciting update.
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