When normal things are terrifying

[LordSappington]

Ever notice when it's dark and something is in the corner of your vision, it can be absolutely terrifying? I have a radio on the top shelf of my desk, and I have it plugged in for the first time in years. In the top of my vision cone I saw the red dot and thought someone was going to shoot me.
Then I remembered I'm not important enough to shoot and the window is facing the wrong way.
Also, little things that bug you. My chair seems to like to slowly turn to the left unless my arms are on the desk or something. Annoying.