Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page Don't post in this thread
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Evil Robot Evil Robot is offline
hAS RUG-BURN
Evil Robot's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
Evil Robot is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 03:35 PM        Don't post in this thread
I bet there is at least one person who will ruin this thread by posting in it. This thread will remain "perfect" as long as none of you people fuck it up.
__________________
"We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Madonna Madonna is offline
Take a Bow
Madonna's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New York City
Madonna is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 03:42 PM       
I didn't get to where I am today by following the rules.
__________________
Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 05:52 PM       
Yeah you made it to where you are by exchanging talent and substance for shitty pop songs and sex appeal
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #4  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
MetalMilitia is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:06 PM       
Madonna doesn't live in New York. She lives in Dorset, England. Someone I work with sat next to her husband and kids in a pub the other day.

This leads me to suspect this is a fake Madonna.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Madonna Madonna is offline
Take a Bow
Madonna's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New York City
Madonna is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 07:07 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk View Post
Yeah you made it to where you are by exchanging talent and substance for shitty pop songs and sex appeal
I'm a very sexual person. If that comes across in my performances, that's just me being me. And I'd hardly call my music "shitty" when the RIAA has just certified my latest album Like a Virgin as Diamond. That means I sold over 10 million copies.

I think you're just jealous.
__________________
Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
DevilWearsPrada DevilWearsPrada is offline
Dogs Get Put Down
DevilWearsPrada's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Santa Destroy
DevilWearsPrada is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 10:50 PM       
I don't think she's a fake madonna, NO, this is one of the constantly changing personalities she left behind through the years. But this one isn't following the typical pattern of behavior. It's GROWING. It's Adapting.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
ElPila666 ElPila666 is offline
Mucho Porro
ElPila666's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Tranquilandia
ElPila666 is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 11:24 PM       
I bet you gonna realese an album called Ray of Light and it gonna be awesome
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Madonna Madonna is offline
Take a Bow
Madonna's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New York City
Madonna is probably a spambot
Old Aug 31st, 2008, 11:39 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElPila666 View Post
I bet you gonna realese an album called Ray of Light and it gonna be awesome
That's not a very exciting name for a record.
__________________
Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 01:12 AM       
High record sales don't always equate to good taste in music.
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Madonna Madonna is offline
Take a Bow
Madonna's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New York City
Madonna is probably a spambot
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 11:51 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk View Post
High record sales don't always equate to good taste in music.
True, but the music critics praised me to.
__________________
Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
bigtimecow bigtimecow is offline
rockfuckcunt
bigtimecow's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: mash and two tits
bigtimecow is probably pretty okbigtimecow is probably pretty okbigtimecow is probably pretty ok
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 12:18 PM       
you weren't supposed to post in this thread MADONNA
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Bigtimecow you are like the Fonz of girls pussies.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Madonna Madonna is offline
Take a Bow
Madonna's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New York City
Madonna is probably a spambot
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 12:41 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
you weren't supposed to post in this thread MADONNA
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
__________________
Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:38 PM       
OMG totally unflattering picture of you!

__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Evil Robot Evil Robot is offline
hAS RUG-BURN
Evil Robot's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
Evil Robot is probably a spambot
Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:44 PM       
__________________
"We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 01:11 AM       
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Dimnos is probably a real personDimnos is probably a real person
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 11:41 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk View Post
High record sales don't always equate to good taste in music.

I believe this is called the "dumbest buy the most" rule.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Egg
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Dixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's army
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 12:27 PM       
Mark Z'nuff (from Enuff Z'Nuff) was so drunk when he was fucking Madonna he peed in her.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Dimnos is probably a real personDimnos is probably a real person
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 01:54 PM       
rofl. I think i have a new hero
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 04:43 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
Mark Z'nuff (from Enuff Z'Nuff) was so drunk when he was fucking Madonna he peed in her.
Did she notice?
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Egg
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Dixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's armyDixie has joined BAPE's army
Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 09:07 PM       
I don't know, but somehow I think she was that drunk too.
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:04 AM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.