The twister girl

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've been hanging out with the girl in the twister halloween costume for like 6 months now just as friends. I tried really hard just being friends with her but she's hot, like's the show dinosaurs and likes good music. She knows sarcasm too.

Problem is she is looking to be a dean of a college and I'm not going to match up to that. Her friend just texted me saying she's going through some shit and she's just trying to be friends and needs her space.

I'm thinking about telling her(twister) that I tried really hard just being friends with you but I do like you and you're not looking for a boyfriend so we shouldn't hang out anymore.

Normally I don't really care about people but it's rough because I kind of do. I haven't felt honest emotions for a girl I haven't done the hibbity jibbity with in at least ten years. And I totally could have hibbity jibbitied her last week but I didn't because she was hammered and I was sober.

Any advice?

[Tadao]

You wanna get a girl who doesn't want to be got?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She was fucking all over me last weekend and I didn't have any beer in me at all so I tucked her in and slept on her couch.

I feel like I should have just gave her the zombie and been done with it.

[Tadao]

you don't fuck when your sober? dood, DOOD!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I do, but not if the girl is hammertanksmashed.

It's usually me who is 3 sheets to the wind so its a role reversal. If its someone I don't give two fucks about I'll throw it around though.

[Tadao]

Buy her flowers, all girls like flowers.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know. Next time I talk to her I'm going to tell her straight up I like her. If she doesn't like it or can't handle it she can......what's that thing called?

Spoilers!

suck a dick

[Tadao]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How does that go? With the origami shit? If you pick two then you like me....something or other.

I hit on this fucking hot russian exchange girl tonight so I'm going to start talking to her. My crazy ex moved across the street from me and wants the fuction all the time now.

[Tadao]

Your crazy ex is hot.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Really?...but's she crazy. I felt generous the other day so I gave her three orgasms and then a fourth at 5:30 in the morning but.....she's crazy.

This is normally where'd I'd say "Have you met women?"

Women are all crazy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I seriously might HANG OUT with a guy tomorrow instead. Hopefully less hassle.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

...And I totally could have hibbity jibbitied her last week but I didn't because she was hammered and I was sober.

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I do, but not if the girl is hammertanksmashed.

:facepalm


Yeah. Tell her you want her. Like you said if she doesnt respond then she can go suck it. Focus on the hot Russian chick either way though. Your not tied down to anyone. Unless things are going well for you and that 19 year old boy.

Oh and as far as your crazy ex... If she is hawt then keep revisiting with that as long as she is just wanting to bump uglies. In my experience its the crazy ones that the most fun in the sack.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The ex is across the street and the guy lives down the street. Also they used to be really good friends but now hate each other so I might have to do the Buffalo Shuffle between them.

Maybe I'll just focus on the russian. She was all like "I am from Russia and I like the punk rock."

I was all like ", oh yeah? Awesome!"

[Dimnos]