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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 04:05 PM        How do I read the loom of fate?
After watching Wanted, I wanted to get a magnifying glass and read secret messages in towels and shirts. Unfortunately, I don't understand what parts to read as a 1 and which to read as a zero. Can anyone point me to a tutorial on reading the loom of fate?
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 04:12 PM       
You have to drink a gallon of bleach first so that you can get a clearer focus on the threads.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 07:00 PM       
Best to get in touch with Morgan Freeman. I'm sure he'll want to discuss this with you.
Oh fuck it
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
You might want to rephrase your question after the ecstasy wears off.
"We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 08:48 PM       
Stare at a television on white noise until you get messages from the TV people. :CarolAnne
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 11:05 PM       
this sound really dumb read the comic books instead

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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 01:46 AM       
Talk to Roddy Piper.
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Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 03:10 AM       
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Talk to Roddy Piper.

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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
he has the eye of the tiger

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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 09:59 AM       
The more important question is: How do you learn to control the Loom of Fate, Bobbin Threadbare?
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