Sorry to dissapoint you guys, but I am still alive. You have been misinformed by Mark, who thinks he's a pretty funny guy.
Yes, I was in a car accident. I was driving to find a gas station, and some drunk passes up a red light a crashes right into the side of my car. He missed me by practically inches. I'm not really that hear, I got some cuts and bruises, my car is pretty much worthless now, that and I really shaken by the event. My co-worker called and told Mark, he said that I almost died, so Mark took it upon himself to tell Trigger (who he was talking to for some reason I don't know) that I did infact die, he didn't tell me. But seeing that there's a small obituary of me. I can tell this is his dirty work, he's done it before.
So yeah, I'm not dead. Sorry to Jean,Trigger,FS,Tropical,Chojin,Soundtest,Zorak,bl ue,Dr. Whathisname, and whoever else believed I died (Especially Noob). I'm going through that mortality shit now, and for some reason i feel like proposing to my girlfriend now.
Once again I apologize for myself and Mark's stupid behaviour. Did you know he's really the one behind GADZOOKS, yeah now you know where I'm coming from.
P.S. I find it chilling that I said I would be the first Mocker to die, and how close that came to be.