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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:40 AM        Caught with my pants down
I was at my girlfriend's place and we knew her mom was gonna be back EVENTUALLY, we just didn't know when and didn't really care much at the time. We were in her bed and I was completely naked and we fell asleep like that. The stairs to the front door are right outside her window so we woke up when her mom got home and I was fumbling to get my pants on when my oh so clever girlfriend told me to go to the closet. I went and brought my shit with me but forgot my very recognizable jacket on the floor (it's a team football jacket and has my name and position :/ ). She asked where I was and then, almost instinctively, opened the closet door and told me to get out and never return. I got my clothes on and went to the door to get my shoes on and saw like 10 of her relatives all staring at me while her mom yelled about "some guy coming in and fucking my daughter in my own home". I tried not to laugh but it was kinda hard so I just left as soon as I could. As soon as I got out the door her mom came out and threw my wallet at me and told me to expect the cops at my door in the morning.

Yeah....So I'm done with this girl.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:42 AM       
Well, was it any good?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:45 AM       
Is her mom hot?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:45 AM       
how old are you, and how old is the girl?

(move this thread to loveline, somebody!)
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 04:06 AM       
"And guess what the cops said her charges were? Breaking an entering!"
*ba-dum*
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 04:13 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 04:19 AM       


That was actually funny.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 06:08 AM       
I hope they lock you pu for good
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:23 AM       
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:25 PM       
That was good, Supafly. :D


Tell ya what, though, that's some shitty situation. I've yet to be caught in a situation like that, but i think it would probably be pretty fucking funny.

me: Oh shit, your dad's home! He's not supposed to be home until (cliché!)

her: Go hide in the (cliché!)

Dad: Hey honey. Who's (cliché) is that (clichéing) on the (cliché?)

-opens cliché-

Dad: Get out of my (cliché) berfore i put my (cliché) in your (orifice)!

That would make an awesome mad lib.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:46 PM       
I would have just told her mom to shut up. But I also wouldn't have hid in the closet.

* Oh yeah, what the hell would the cops do?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:26 PM       
If she is underage the parents can charge you with rape.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:48 PM       
I'm 16 and she's 15 so they can't do a damn thing since the age of consent is like 14 here.

This guy nicknamed "dirty doug" got put in the drunk tank for a night for fucking this lady's daughter then being caught in the bathroom, but even that was kinda stretching it :/
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:56 PM       
I used to live in Alberta. I never met Dirty Doug though.

I knew a guy that lived in a bus shelter names Stinky. I didn'y "know" know him, but we were introduced.

Winnipeg is like that sometimes.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:42 PM       
Have you ever heard of Seventeen Magazine, or even YM?

This would be like a totally awesome humiliating story.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:48 PM       
Here in maryland the age of consent is 16, but from 12 to 18, it's legal if you're within 4 years.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:07 PM       
You should have told her mother that you have a bomb.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:32 PM       
Don't you think that you and her parents should have met at least once before you commenced fucking her?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:39 PM       
Her mother probably dindn't like the idea of her daughter going out with a hispanic.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:40 PM       
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Don't you think that you and her parents should have met at least once before you commenced fucking her?
No? What, do you have to ask for permission?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:42 PM       
GOD DAMNIT, ANSWER ME NOW, WAS SHE ANY GOOD?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:52 PM       
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No? What, do you have to ask for permission?
Well no, but it prevents nasty scenarios like this from happening.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:52 PM       
I SAY YEA. I agree with Chojin. If a girl wants it, you don't think much of it. And you just dive right in. Plus, if you would introduce yourself to her parents, I don't think that would matter since she was fucking... :/
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:53 PM       
Yeah, but if they said no, you just KNOW that they would do it even more.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:00 AM       
In Canada, they take your dick in for questioning.
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