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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:11 PM        I just saw on the news
I just saw on the news that Santa Claus was spotted over the Atlantic Ocean!!!

remember to go to bed early tonight, or else he might not come!!

Merry Christmas everyone, lol
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
Santa doesn't exist dummy!



Also, check out this site to see where Santa really is, Ringo Starr is the honorary Santa tracker!

http://www.noradsanta.org/english/home/index.html
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
It's going to be an alcoholic christmas for everybody in my family! I got drunk today at the company "anual winter party" so I decided to get my two brothers Svedka, I got my two sisters svedka, and I got my mother a nice bottle of merlot (1999). I got myself a set of screwdrivers and a bottle of Jim Beam. Horay for hard liquor!!!!!
PS, I thought I saw santa but it was just a cessna.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
When will Santa be here in Richmond? No one knows, Santa has his own way of moving, it's magically.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
Too bad family family doesn't give alcohol to underage kids.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
Santa doesn't come to California
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
Anal winter party
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 12:47 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 07:51 AM       
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a nice bottle of merlot (1999).
'99 was an awful year for Merlot, you'd want a '95.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 08:01 AM       
And 1987 was a bad year for the TV show Cheers when Diane left the show, you would want a 1985 episode.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 10:18 AM       
Perfecto Suspecto are you forever following my drunken self, making jokes at my detriment?

For that is most unsatisfying, & I suggest you post in your drunken self to see how you are subjicated.

& at that I would laugh quite parsimoniously.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
That is amusing considering the show Cheers is about drunks.
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