Sickness-fueled dreams/delusions

[Jixby Phillips]

Jixby Phillips: OH MAN
Jixby Phillips: I HAD NUTBALL DREAMS LAST NIGHT
Jixby Phillips: OR I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE DREAMS
Jixby Phillips: I MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN CRAZY DELUSIONAL
Jixby Phillips: BUT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES LOL
Jixby Phillips: I WAS AWAKE I THINK BUUUUT
Jixby Phillips: I KEPT THINKNIG THAT I WAS AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND I WAS JUST SO ANNOYED BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY ONE TRYING TO SLEEP :-(
Jixby Phillips: AND I KEPT HAVING TO SHUFFLE MY BLANKETS AROUND BECAUSE THEY HAD TO CIRCULATE AROUND THE TABLES!
Jixby Phillips: THEY WEREN'T MY BLANKETS THEY WERE GOLDEN GLOBE BALNKAETS
Jixby Phillips: AND OH YEAH I AM SICK SO I HAD AR UNNY NOSE
Jixby Phillips: SO I KEPT WHIPPING MY NOSE WITH TISSUES AND KEPT HEARING A VOICE "PASS IT ON ITS AN AWARD!"
Jixby Phillips: SO I WAS LIKE THROWING THEM OFF TO THE SIDE OF MY BED LLIKE "UHHH HERE"
Jixby Phillips: LIKE SNOTTY TISSUES WERE AWARDS AND THEY WERE REALLY DEMANDING ABOUT ME GIVING THEM OUT
Jixby Phillips: IT WAS SO FUCKED UP

[Comrade Rocket]

One time I had this horrible flu that made me crazy. I was trying to sleep and I saw some of the Animals from Animal Crossing driving around in bumper cars floating around my head. I swated at them but they were able to avoid my hands. Then they started talking and I told them to shut up, but they didn't. So I didn't sleep that night.

[Rongi]

I was really sick once and I was trying to sleep, and all of a sudden these weird clichè superheros started fighting eachother and exploding inside my head. And I kept trying to keep them quiet and the exlposions just got louder and everything turned gray

[Immortal Goat]

One time I was trying to get to sleep, and I had had a bad day at work. I work at a Red Lobster, and it was All You Can Eat Crab Legs time. I kept seeing my bed covered in crab legs and I had to get them to the customers.

[Drew Katsikas]

I've always wondered why being sick makes me have weird dreams.

When I was 5, I had bad flu. WHen I looked up at the ceiiling I went into a dream-like state in which my bed was plunged into a bottomless pool, full of waterslides and vicious sharks.

Often before I vomit due to flu I envision disturbing cartoons. It's usually Ren and Stimpy, and other disgusting things. I don't know why. Is that common?

[Command Prompt]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

One time I was trying to get to sleep, and I had had a bad day at work. I work at a Red Lobster, and it was All You Can Eat Crab Legs time. I kept seeing my bed covered in crab legs and I had to get them to the customers.

ARE YOU THAT BLACK KID FROM OLD SCHOOL

[sadie]

the other night i dreamt i had to drive across this town i wasn't familiar with in an old army jeep i'd never seen to get a huge keg-like container of honey. when i got to the warehouse place to get the honey i had to drive the jeep into the wall to get inside. and all these cardboard boxes full of fishbowls fell all over me. i had to crawl over them to get to the honey. i don't remember the rest. this isn't unusual. it's why i was an insomniac for so long, i think. my dreams drive me insane.

[Immortal Goat]

I am not the black kid from Old School, no.

[Esuohlim]

NICE ANSWER

[Immortal Goat]

I couldn't come up with a snappy retort for that question because I haven't seen Old School yet.

[Anonymous]

I tried really hard to watch the whole golden globes last night because I've never watched an awards show before (at least not entirely). But I gave up at a bit after 10 because I was so bored and couldn't believe how long it was. I cheated and came back down at 11 to see lord of the rings win.
anyway I have really crazy hallucinations when I have a fever too

[Command Prompt]

WHAT WOULD YOU OF SAID MILHOUSE

Doopa - I always considered you too intellegent to watch something as rigged as an awards show, but I will continue to consider you as such and assume you were watching it on a higher level that the rest of us.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I was sick once and I had a retarded dream. I found this pink dog at my house, and I took it to the woods, where all of this snow was for some reason. There was a shack where this old lady was that would help the dog or something, but it dissappeared every other hour. I waited for like 5 minutes, and it popped up, and I took the dog in. Then she took off these pink cottonball things out of it's eyes, and then some guy there asked if I wanted a record player for 30 bucks, so I said yeah. Then I ran back home and I slipped in the mud, then I woke up.

[Matt Harty]

I usually can't sleep when i'm sick anyways.

[executioneer]

i hate to dream

-willie

[glowbelly]

i hope you feel better jixby

[EverythingWillSuck]

One night I got really ill, and before i went to bed, I watched the South park episode with the christmas in canada.

So for several hours, I kept thinking I was running canada and running the rules, and couldn't fall asleep.

And the odd thing was I did start wiping my nose for some reason all over my blanket, even if i didn't have a flu. when I woke up there was fucking snot all over the bed. like wtf

[HickMan]

I have reoccuring dreams where I'm in a dump, and that guy on the magic carpet in Ocorina of Time was telling me about how he always hurts people. And then some big monster, that moves really jerky like, comes and kills me, I always wake up scared to death

[Jixby Phillips]

Thank you glowbelly you're a sweetie

[Spectre X]

My sleep and flus and sicknesses suck ass. I can NEVER EVER remember my dreams, and when I do, they usually suck ass.

And I want halucinations damnit.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Last night I dreamed that I was the Lord Jesus Christ, and I was the son of God, and I was the savior of Christians or something.

I also dreamed about oceans of jello. Each ocean was a different kind of jello. The Atlantic was lime jello, the Pacific was orange jello, the Indian ocean was cherry jello, and the arctic ocean was lemon jello. Weird, huh? I seem to vaguely recall something about combs being involved in some way in the jello ocean dream. That's all I remember.

[Jixby Phillips]

WTF, YOU DONMT EVEN TALK LIKE PWEE WEE!!!!!