Originally Posted by AChimp
In reality, there are thousands of other students at universities, so to be fair, everyone would have to contribute to the common good. The young woman's GPA drop wouldn't even be noticeable if everyone gave 0.0001 of their GPA to Mary.
Not when most people have a GPA like Mary's. In reality, her grade would be dropped down to a 2.0 so that the failing kids could pass.
Kevin, I would like to thank you.
I have searched long and hard, over the course of many years, for the positively most retarded thing ever written. This, my friend, just might be it.
I can't TELL you just how excited I am! I feel like Indiana Jones, who has just made an important discovery. Like all relics and oddities, I feel this belongs in a museum. Yes, this belongs in the museum of stupid. Thank you.