one day these three men went camping, in hopes of getting big game. they all slept in the same tent side by side. one night, one of them got drunk and passed out in the tent. the others got on either side of him and went to sleep. they woke up and there was white stuff on the ceiling of the tent. the left man said: i had a dream that i was getting a handjob by britney spears! the right man said: i had a dream that i was jacked off by Ellen degeneres!
the middle man, in his drunken stupor, said: i dreamed i was skiing!
