Ask me questions!

[MEATMAN]

I probably know less than I think, but ask me anything. Games, cars, women (maybe not that last one, but I'll try!), whatever.

Serious questions only, please.

[Dole]

WHURS MA WAITRESS?

[glowbelly]

did you spill mah feckin pint?

[phnompehn]

Does the Alamo have a basement?

[Spectre X]

Why do you suck so much?

[Matt Harty]

My friend was mean to me, what should I do?

[Dole]

shit in their eyes

[Matt Harty]

I really wanted to see Meatmans view on the subject.

[Dole]

he wants you to SHIT IN THEIR EYES

[Brandon]

MEEEEEAAAAAT!

[MEATMAN]

Firstly, Dole, your waitress is standing directly behind you;

glowbelly, we did spill your pint, we are getting you a new one, free of charge;

phnompehn, the Alamo does not have a basement;

Matt, it depends on what your friend did;

Dole, he didn't ask you;

and ArtificialBrandon, that isn't in the form of a question.

[Jixby Phillips]

Meatman,

what the fuck makes your unfunny ass think (yes i just said your ass thinks and guess what its probably true and your head doesn't think it just stinks [like your ass is supposed to]) that you can rip off my thread?

[ArrowX]

Jixby calm down let someone else have a turn its only fair


MeatMan. After just three sessions my shrink moved to mexico why did this happen and does it make me a bad person?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Meatman, what is the voltage required to forward bias a germanium diode?

[Matt Harty]

BUT JIXBY IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE ALOT OF SERIOUS QUESTIONS TO ASK AND MEATMAN IS JUST THE GUY TO ANSWER THEM

[Esuohlim]

Hey Meatman, can you make another top-notch topic for us?

[Command Prompt]

Hey Dr. Boogie can you lock this awesome thread? I don't want it to get TOO awesome

[MEATMAN]

In response:

Jixby, I did not check to see if there was another questions thread;

ArrowX, it would help if you told me what happened in the shrink's office;

Pee Wee, approximately 12.7 volts is required;

Esuohlim, I'm surprised you of all people want me to make another thread;

El Mariachi, I'm the one who's answering questions.

[thebiggameover]

are you mad at bush for not letting you mary your boyfriend??

[Anonymous]

Does it bother you that no-one worth talking to likes you on this forum?

[Rez]

o meatman, what do you think of dizzee rascal?

chojin - this thread is a community work in PROGRESS

[ArrowX]

I told my shrink about the dreams that involve lawn gnomes fire and infants....i don't like going into detail or then u might move away too

[MEATMAN]

I answer as follows:

TBGO, I'm not even going to answer that;

Chojin, no, it does not bother me in the slightest;

Rez, I have no idea who Dizzee Rascal is;

ArrowX, you don't have to tell everything, either to me or your shrink. It may have been better to not have mentioned that.

[Evil Robot]

I have a question:
I'm going to track you down and abduct you. Then we will play "the train bridge game" (with a gun to your head).

[MEATMAN]

That isn't a question. And you couldn't get in the house anyway. To find out what I mean, just try crawling in through the window after dark.