Flynn's Plan to Save America

[Flynn]

In the United States of America, senior citizens are, by far, the most active group of voters. As such, politicians tend to listen to their problems and complaints more than any other group. What do these geezers clamour for? More money for social security and medicare; more and more entitlements. Billions and billions of dollars pour into the pockets of these derelict and worthless citizens, stealing from working Americans everywhere. It's time to take a stand, ladies and gentlemen, and I believe I have a solution to America's problem.

------>We Should Put All Elderly People to Sleep<------

Why would we do such a thing? Killing off the elderly population would free up Billions that could be put to much better use. Political discussion would be moved away from crying old grandmas who claim they do not have enough money for pills. Thousands of new jobs would be created in the corpse disposal and pet food industries. America's job crisis would be over. True, some companies such as Cadillac would suffer, but these losses could be lessened by legalizing prostitution and providing government subsidies to pimps, who would then be able to buy their favored automobiles.

Many may feel guilty over the complete extermination of the millions of senior citizens in this country. Maybe they didn't want to see Grandma go so soon. To these people I have this to say: the elderly are demanding, rude, and they smell bad. They provide no useful service to society and only serve to drain resources. Our most beautiful states, Florida and Arizona, are completely ruined by their presence. If that were not enough, they also tip poorly. And besides, they were going to die soon anyway.

My fellow Americans, we must act soon if we are to save our country. For the sake of this nation, the geezers must die.