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Choose Your Own Adventure: I-MOCKERY STYLE!


You're in a hurry to get to the treasure, but you've gotta keep a cool head. If you were to rush out to the treasure without hesitation, you could end up impaled on hundreds of pointy bamboo sticks or killed by one of this horrible island's many other booby traps. So you make your way back to the tree to grab the shovel. After all, you're gonna need it to dig up the treasure and it might come in handy if you have to fight off a giant crab or something. I'm not saying you're going to have to fight a giant crab, but this is Skull Island bub. Anything's possible.

You make your way around the Northern side of the island, and after hacking your way through the thick shrubbery, you come to an opening and are greeted by a completely insane Witch Doctor who is shouting at you in some strange witch doctory dialect.

What'd he say?

It's a good thing you brought your "Roget's Handy 2003 Witch Doctor Translation Guide" along with you. And to think, you almost bought a Jem cartoon coloring book instead. Well according to this handy lil' guide, "Ooombatanawe! Chintabloot! Gabba Gabba Hey!" loosely translates to, "You must play the Froggar arcade game in order to pass. If you do not beat it, you will be forced to live here with me as my personal loving backwasher for all eternity."

Damn, it's been a LOOONG time since you've played Frogger. Hey wait a second! That's not Frogger! It's Froggar! HOLY SHIT! There was only one Froggar machine ever made and nobody knew what happened to it! People have been searching for that Froggar machine even longer than they've been searching for Elvis! The Froggar machine was said to contain the beta version of Frogger. You've heard lots of rumors about unusual things that were in the beta version of the game. Things that shouldn't have been there. Things that couldn't have been there. Yet here you are, face to face with the beta version. It's time to bust out your ϋber gaming skills... because if you don't beat this game soon, you're gonna be scrubbing that nasty bastard's hairy voodoo back for the rest of your life. Eugh... good luck.

Controls:
Use the arrow keys to move the frog to safety!
(You need to have Macromedia Flash Plug-In installed to play this game!)

important note:
If for whatever reason the game doesn't work for you and/or it doesn't redirect
you to the next page in the story after you beat it, you need to do one thing:
click here to continue with the story




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