Just holding up the rare baseball card is enough to get the monstrous hellbeasts drooling. Maybe they love baseball, maybe they just want to sell the card to make a little extra scratch. Either way, you haven't said a word, but they already look like they're ready to kill each other. They turn to face each other, the Meatloaf-looking guy snarling and the janitor rubbing his hands together furiously. You hold the card between them for a moment, then pull it aside and shout, "BEGIN!"

What follows is a bloodbath. A massacre! A debacle! You've never seen such a brutal confrontation between a Frankenstein-ian monster and a humanoid fly. Limbs flying everywhere, haircuts getting mussed up, vomitus being consumed and then revomited, it's horrible! You can barely stand to watch, but luckily, it ends rather quickly. The buzzing of the janitor's wings starts to die out, and you're left with a bloodied and bruised... mean guy. You're not really sure what to call him, but he's the victor.

You had been entertaining the idea of keeping the rare baseball card for yourself, but seeing the way your former detractor has been eyeing it (and seeing that he's covered in the janitor's blood, er, ichor), you decide to just give him his prize. He grabs the card and starts giggling with glee. You can't decide if this is a touching scene or not, but regardless, the bloodied baseball card fanatic takes off running down the hall and out of sight.

And now you're alone again. You wonder where you should go next. This basement definitely seems to be full of some interesting, but after being nearly mauled to death by a toothless hunchback's strange pet, perhaps you'd be better off going back to your room to get some sleep. Then again, you kind of want to follow that damn hunchback and give him what for. And maybe you'll find something useful in the janitor's office, seeing as he probably won't need any of his stuff anymore. And look: there's the hallway that giggling monster ran down. That could be full of surprises, too!

You decide to:

• Go back to your room.
  
  
• Follow Cletus back through the room with the caged experiments.
  
  
• Check out the janitor's office.
  
  
• Go down the dark hallway.