You know that you really oughtta go after that hunchback ("have to pee" my eye! you think), but you've also played enough video games to know that you never, ever bypass a room full of supplies, especially when the monsters have all been cleared out. You never know what useful stuff you might find in there to help you hunt down your so-called "cousin" ("cousin" my foot! you think).

You open the door to the janitor's "office" and find yourself in what is probably the messiest little office you've ever seen in your life. This guy was the janitor? Ah, but then again, he was a bug, so you count your lucky stars that you're not walking in larvae goop or cocoon juice or something.

The first thing that strikes you (apart from the mess) is the number of computers this guy had. Just what the hell kind of operation was he running here, anyway? You glance at one of the screens and see an endless stream of names and numbers scrolling forever upward. Credit card numbers, perhaps? Ah, but that's a mystery for another time! For now you've got to look around and see if there's anything useful laying around that you might be able to take with you.

Moving piles of refuse from one corner of the desk to another, you manage to unearth several possibilities that you could bring along with you. Unfortunately, you only seem to have one inventory slot free, so you can't just bring them all. You're going to have to make a choice, and something tells you that this is important, because the right item in the right situation just might save your life. And picking the wrong item now just might kill you, which doesn't really make any kind of sense, but hey, that's the world we live in.

You decide to pick:

• Blowtorch.
  
  
• The bottle of Goo Gone.
  
  
• The staple gun.
  
  
• The lifesize chewed bubble gum statue of Warwick Davis.