You decide to start walking to your uncle's house because, let's face it, you could use the exercise. Before you begin your journey to his home, you decide to use the "magic air horn" breast pump that the old lady gave you to ward off monsters. Sure, she seemed batshit insane, but you're already having a pretty weird day and it wouldn't surprise you in the least if some monsters tried to attack you during your trek.

Not expecting it to make a sound at all, you turn the thing on only to have it blast an incredibly loud horn signal with a decibel level not unlike that of your average vacation cruise liner. The sound is so loud that it makes you dizzy to the point that you lose consciousness.

You awake about 5 minutes later with your ears ringing and a headache the size of... your average vacation cruise liner. You clutch your noggin and let out a big, "eeeeugghhh!"

"You feeling ok?" a thundering voice from behind you asks.

You turn around and see a creature the size of... your average vacation cruise liner.

"Hi! I'm Falcor the Luckdragon!" the giant dog-faced dragon-like creature proclaims.

"Holy shit! I've never seen a dog-faced flying dragon before!" you respond, completely ignoring the fact that the magical horn breast pump actually summoned a monster instead of warding any of them off.

"Not many people have, especially ones that are roughly the size of... your average vacation cruise liner!" he chuckles. "So tell me, where can I take you today?"

"Well, I was going to walk to my Uncle's house." you say.

"Walking? Why would you walk when you have meeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Having a luckdragon with you is the only way to go on a quest!" he booms.

It's quite a dilemma you have here. One one hand, you could walk to your uncle's place and get some much needed exercise, on the other, you could fly on the back of a dog-faced luckdragon the size of... your average vacation cruise liner. A tough decision indeed!

You decide to:

• Keep walking as planned.
  
  
• Take up Falcor on his offer.
  
  
• Invite Falcor to a local diner for some soup.
  
  
• Bring Falcor to the vet.