Sure, the living room isn't what most people would choose if they had first dibs, but the way you figure it, if something goes wrong in this spooky ol' mansion, you'll be the one who's closest to the front door for a quick escape. Naturally, the biggest drawback of sleeping in the living room is that you don't really have as much privacy as you would in a bedroom, so you're gonna have to find some way to curb your disturbing habit of sleeping in the nude. Yes, you have more hair on your body than the average sasquatch, but it's still not enough to cover up certain extremities which are far more horrifying than anything else found in this mansion. So please, do us all a favor and wear some goddamned clothes when you're sleeping.

The living room is nice enough, you suppose, though it could definitely use a good dusting and some furniture that's less than 300 years old... but it'll have to do. At least the lighting gives it a nice warm glow and hopefully the heat from the lights won't set all this dry wood on fire. Sleeping on those couch cushions should be interesting too. A quick press test with your hands confirms that said cushions are anything but "cushiony" and seem to resemble the rigidness of your average redwood. Somebody's back is gonna love them in the morning!

Another issue is that, this not being a real bedroom, there isn't really anywhere to keep your clothes and toiletries. You could shove them under the couch and pray they don't get swallowed by dust bunnies. You could put them in one of the armoires which, if all the old horror movies you've seen are any indication, are probably secret doorways to some strange laboratory. You could just leave them on the living room table and hope nobody ridicules you when they notice your silky My Little Pony themed underwear. You could even store them in the old fireplace since... soot is a good look for you? Where to put them? Such a conundrum! Looks like you've got a choice to make! A choice that could determine your future! Ooooooo!

You choose to put your belongings:

• Under the couch.
  
  
• In one of the armoires.
  
  
• On the living room table.
  
  
• In the old fireplace.