by: -RoG-
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We attended the public hanging stage show.
As you can see, it was filled with more than enough bad pop culture puns.
In this scene, Kirk knocked out Christian Bale's profane ranting Batman.
Turns out the lady they were trying to hang was Susan Boyle from American Idol.
Of course, Optimus Prime showed up for a little while from behind the Calico Saloon. Sure, why not?
Then they ended up hanging somebody the vampire guy from Twilight.
No, I don't know his name nor do I care to learn it. Why? Because it's Twilight.
Then they ended things with some group dancing.
All in all, it was a show I was eager to leave as soon as possible because of all the awful puns.
I will at least give them credit for having a great blood splatter effect whenever anybody got punched or shot though.
With Halloweeny lighting, I thought this cotton spinner was quite hypnotic to watch.
More spooky merchandise... well, except for the Pepsi.
NO SMOKING!
I hope they're holding a rave inside!
I forgot my glow sticks, but thankfully they had plenty of things glowing, including their dancers.
Not frozen in carbonite, but they might as well have been.
It's a boy! Not sure what species of boy, but hey, congrats anyway lady!
The lockdown asylum wasn't very locked down...
...because the inmates were running around all over the place.
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
Light him up!
Awww... zombie couples out for a midnight stroll.
This zombie puking in the toilet probably ate one too many funnel cakes.
(The funnel cakes were EIGHT DOLLARS by the way. Ridiculous.)
Sorry, this coffin is already occupied.
A nice view of one of the roller coasters.
The entrance to The Gauntlet coaster was decorated with a plethora of pumpkins!
Man oh man, do I love them pumpkins.
The entrance to The Slaughterhouse.
Looks pretty slaughterific to me!
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Reader Comments
Outside of that, the rest of it doesnt seem my cup 'o tea. I dont do well in haunted house-amusement park situations. I get jumpy and when I get jumpy I get punchy.
There would just be a lot of flailing and angry employees.
However it does sadden me that I'm not going to Florida this year for Halloween :-(
Also, I kinda hope Bill and Ted lynch the Twilight guy...