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Knott's Berry Farm's 37th Annual Halloween Haunt! Knott's Scary Farm 2009!
by: -RoG-

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We attended the public hanging stage show.


As you can see, it was filled with more than enough bad pop culture puns.
In this scene, Kirk knocked out Christian Bale's profane ranting Batman.


Turns out the lady they were trying to hang was Susan Boyle from American Idol.


Of course, Optimus Prime showed up for a little while from behind the Calico Saloon. Sure, why not?


Then they ended up hanging somebody the vampire guy from Twilight.
No, I don't know his name nor do I care to learn it. Why? Because it's Twilight.


Then they ended things with some group dancing.
All in all, it was a show I was eager to leave as soon as possible because of all the awful puns.
I will at least give them credit for having a great blood splatter effect whenever anybody got punched or shot though.


With Halloweeny lighting, I thought this cotton spinner was quite hypnotic to watch.


More spooky merchandise... well, except for the Pepsi.


NO SMOKING!


I hope they're holding a rave inside!


I forgot my glow sticks, but thankfully they had plenty of things glowing, including their dancers.


Not frozen in carbonite, but they might as well have been.


It's a boy! Not sure what species of boy, but hey, congrats anyway lady!


The lockdown asylum wasn't very locked down...


...because the inmates were running around all over the place.


"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"


Light him up!


Awww... zombie couples out for a midnight stroll.


This zombie puking in the toilet probably ate one too many funnel cakes.
(The funnel cakes were EIGHT DOLLARS by the way. Ridiculous.)


Sorry, this coffin is already occupied.


A nice view of one of the roller coasters.


The entrance to The Gauntlet coaster was decorated with a plethora of pumpkins!


Man oh man, do I love them pumpkins.


The entrance to The Slaughterhouse.


Looks pretty slaughterific to me!

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Reader Comments

Baron Von Snugglemittens
Oct 5th, 2009, 04:10 AM
those balloons looked awesome!
grants but one wish
Oct 5th, 2009, 07:43 AM
regarding the crazy wallpaper man, on the contrary, it would be even MORE of a surprise to have this person jump out at you from the bushes rather then the maze where you would look out for his ilk
frappez le cochon rouge
Oct 5th, 2009, 08:17 AM
Mmmmm... I do love In-N-Out Burger. Can they make it animal-style at Knott's?
Last of the Time Lords
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:11 AM
Ah, an evil clown chasing a little girl with a hammer. Can there be any image that better exemplifies the Halloween spirit?
Esq.
Oct 5th, 2009, 10:11 AM
Looks like somebody has a case of the monday's.
SKATASTIC
Oct 5th, 2009, 12:52 PM
Why did the Wolfman have knee pads?
Pickled Patriarch
Oct 5th, 2009, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Why did the Wolfman have knee pads?
Oh, those are the "skidders". They run around the park and when they see somebody they think they could scare, they run really fast and slide on their knees (while making parking and loud noises) right up to them. It really freaks out some people heheh.
Forum Virgin
Oct 5th, 2009, 08:46 PM
Was that really cotton candy on the wall? if so, i bet that was fun to get off the wall
Hypnotic Swirling Colors
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:40 PM
That one doll with the spider legs was defenintly from Toy Story, and totally fit in there. Weird thing is, just this weekend I saw both Toy Story movies in 3D.
Hypnotic Swirling Colors
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:42 PM
Oh wait was it missing an eye RoG? Because, if it was,than I'm right.
The face of trapped wind.
Oct 6th, 2009, 03:57 AM
That doll factory part was really awesome. I sort of wish I had a room like that in my house, but then again I'm kind of a weirdo.
Outside of that, the rest of it doesnt seem my cup 'o tea. I dont do well in haunted house-amusement park situations. I get jumpy and when I get jumpy I get punchy.
There would just be a lot of flailing and angry employees.
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Oct 6th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Man, I would've loved to watch a clown chase a girl around with a giant mallet (though I guess that would teeter on mean depending on the age of said girl). Southern California gets all the cool stuff this time of year. I'll need to move down there once it stops being on fire all the time.
Forum Chaos Lord
Oct 7th, 2009, 12:23 AM
The Monster Truck Hearse makes me feel complete.
Old Ninja
Oct 7th, 2009, 04:27 PM
I live in Canada near Toronto, and as a result this year after a long and terrible pause I am going back to Canada's Wonderland Halloween Haunt. It's going to be like this I think. I'm gonna take so many pics.
Strange blob from beyond
Oct 8th, 2009, 11:22 AM
$8 for a FUNNEL CAKE!!!! Jesus zombie christ, last time I went to California (a while ago may I say) they were $2!
However it does sadden me that I'm not going to Florida this year for Halloween :-(
I hate this hacker crap!
Oct 8th, 2009, 03:13 PM
Cotton candy on the walls? That's sort of clever. Wish I could've seen all the stuff in it's 3D glory though.
Presidential Procurer
Oct 8th, 2009, 09:02 PM
I wish I lived anywhere near anything remotely interested in Halloween.
pickled
Oct 13th, 2009, 12:44 AM
Looks like you had a blast Rog. I wouldn't mind visiting it one day.
Forum Virgin
Oct 14th, 2009, 12:13 AM
This gets me really excited for Halloween Horror Nights up in Orlando. Going on Thursday!

Also, I kinda hope Bill and Ted lynch the Twilight guy...

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